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at bottom of resume: finalist, Miss Tiny Backpack 2014
Tech tip: DVDs make nice coasters
it would be cool if amazon had a service that would recycle medical textbook packaging so I could discreetly order frivolous things
my dream house has two-way mirrors instead of windows
i hope i'm employed soon so i have an excuse for my house being messy
someday i'll be able to buy a single stalk of celery at the supermarket. that supermarket will be called Trader Lonely's
where do i get one of those dogs that look like lil alpacas
Actually though is peanut butter a snack or just a condiment
Peanut butter is such a polarizing food
Someday I think would like to not be so ashamed of how I love
you're so vain / you probably think this hair doll's about you
kind of tired of saving myself
Angeleno braving the frozen Milwaukee tundra to get my learn on. Smart ass fiction writer - disability and fabulism. cream city review managing editor & UWM TA.
i would watch a documentary about the history of the gold star sticker
I believe in saving the best for last and I also believe we die alone so what does that say
Would You Take Down My Name (If We Networked In Heaven)
excited for my new roommates to be the hot older brothers i never had
omg this macaroni grill commercial that appropriates sir mix a lot for pizza "i like big crusts"
i am an artist and my medium is the meltdown
i'm not even joking, naked dating is some of the best (semi)current television and i recommend it
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