Y'all really need to open that inbox and read "Issue 025" of @uxwritingevents
Here's a screenshot with just a small taste.
Go on, read.
I'll wait here sipping some café con leche 
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Jajajaajajaj!! 1 o 3 .. y yo la definición del punto 3 no la veo despectiva por cierto
Totalmente de acuerdo. Yo soy esa “persona que lleva una vida fastuosa”. Y con la cabeza bien alta, oiga. 
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