Y'all really need to open that inbox and read "Issue 025" of @uxwritingevents
Here's a screenshot with just a small taste.
Go on, read.
I'll wait here sipping some café con leche 
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good thing I'm a big dude, because that's a HUUUGE message to carry on my chest 
Oh and I forgot, @marcustrell, ¡sátrapa!
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