all my life i have wanted to own a Big Hat. now i have one, and i will NOT be shamed by the haters
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Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
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ah yes, ‘midnight’, aka the *LONELIEST TIME* of day! wake up ppl!!!
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sorry but taylor announcing a drop on the same day as carly rae is v disrespectful and the girlies and gays must not be charmed into silence on this issue
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wow we’re into some george and ira gershwin territory now and it rules but it’s also a fail cos now i viscerally wanna watch funny face instead of stay on hold for seven hours
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ooh multi-genre offerings
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damn services australia has really stepped up the hold music, i’m feelin fresh and funky
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i’m too unwell to go to the memorial service for one of my oldest friends this weekend and i gotta say that’s a real hard kick in the dick
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the ever increasing size of smartphones makes me feel very anxious for reasons i can’t quite explain but the parallel market for fashionable little crossbody bags to carry them in has been wonderful from an epipen perspective
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preview crop done me dirty here
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gosh is it that time already?
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that awesome feeling when you put on a jacket you haven’t worn in ages and find 40% more wild tigers in one of the pockets
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just had a ten-minute multi-topic convo with my mother where my entire contribution was nodding and an occasional “yep”, irish mums will never be contained
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you could also think of happiness and be nice
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i’m so tired of my phone being a computer
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grief is ridiculous because i’ve been mostly holding it together all day and then the thought “but who will i send dumb loss memes to now?” fucking broke me
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on with the show
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clocking in for another shift at the grief factory by using the prime video account of someone i do not know to watch all two hours and eight minutes of moulin rouge on repeat for the third day in a row
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he got me into the dead kennedys in exchange for me getting him into radio birdman and he never got too mad when i’d constantly forget to return the latest CD for weeks, then accidentally return only the case, because above all he was kind
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i spent two hours looking for this photo which i had totally misremembered as being a photo of us together, but i actually think it’s so much more beautiful that it’s just andrew. look at this glorious human. he was one of my oldest friends and i loved him dearly 🖤
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@ahcayley Related nostalgia / memory of how lax uniform rules were
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it also feels really disrespectful to have grief that overlaps between two people, they both deserve better than that, full-focus grief
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this is a pretty niche opinion but having two friends die in the space of two weeks is really bad
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genuinely no idea which of my works are still drawing royalties but i’d like to once again extend my warmest regards to the copyright agency for another eofy blessing
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ay please help open sydney’s future best record store! the stuff he has planned is truly fantastic and wonderful and just what the dirty ol town needs. any amount of cash will help, even just a lil bit 🙏
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being on hold is a liminal space
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yes hello i’d like a box of the nausea wafers that taste like fucking shit please
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whoever chose the flavour profile for ondansetron has made a powerless enemy
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thinking about him 💖
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got a weird respect for the main characters who don’t delete the tweets in question, like i reckon 10 people yelling at me would be my absolute max before i’m taking that shit down
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every day there’s like two new things that you have to have a firm opinion on and if that opinion isn’t right everyone’s allowed to yell at you as much as they want. i don’t want another new opinion for the rest of my life, i’m a shrugger now
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[boomer voice] you don’t hear much about legionnaires disease these days
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the best way to get a cat to like you is to run him to the vet and then soon after squirt antibiotics down his throat while he tries desperately to get away
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just one more thing. you told me that you think ska music is lame, and you’re certainly entitled to your opinion on the matter, but I see you own a physical copy of London Calling. on vinyl no less. it’s been eating at me. what do you think is going on in some of those songs?
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i think columbo is insanely hot and I don’t care who knows it. i love a short king in a fucked up raincoat
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Thinking about her in these trying times
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