Ladies, if he:
- is always there when you need him
- will always try to find new things you like
- lets you binge watch your fav shows
- will never take the remote from you
He’s not your man. He’s .
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(she/her) On the pursuit of happiness. #eyesclosedheadfirstcantlose
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So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.
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Those of you avoiding #BuzzLightyear are doing the right thing. I saw it in a theater last night and I’m still processing my horrifying experience.
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don't touch that, it's my emotional support stack of unused notebooks
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I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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wild how many people have asked for a school shooting episode of the show I write. people are that deeply removed from demanding more from the politicians they've elected and are instead demanding "entertainment." I can't ask "are yall ok" anymore because the answer is "no."
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It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.
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Was at the store talking with the cashier about the pros + cons of being self-employed and he goes. “My son’s self-employed actually, want to see a picture of him?”
Dude whips out his phone and I was talking with ADAM DRIVER’S DAD??? Who proceeded to show me baby pictures? 🤯
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Just watch this video. Just watch.
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Massachusetts.
We hope you enjoy both of our seasons:
Winter and Construction.
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ALERT: The Postal Service is accepting letters for the 109-year-old USPS Operation Santa program.
Santa Claus
123 Elf Road
North Pole, 88888
Adopt an underprivileged child’s letter to Santa and make their holiday wish list come true.
uspsoperationsanta.com
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A Back Bay Kiss.
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We on a yearly cycle now and desperately overdue.
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In the beforetimes, my friends & I got to see each other. This book from 2019 reflecting on our ‘17 get together, explains a bit why we’ve all (mostly) kept our sanity these past 18 months. @JustOneMiss @laprimera @reallybriya @agirlnamedmel @KnowMeLoveMe
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20 years after September 11, 2001, we commemorate the 2,977 lives we lost and honor those who risked and gave their lives. As we saw in the days that followed, unity is our greatest strength. It’s what makes us who we are — and we can’t forget that.
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Even as we’ve battled the pandemic, we’ve continued to neglect the longer-lasting epidemic of gun violence in America. Although the shooter’s motive is not yet clear, the identity of the victims underscores an alarming rise in anti-Asian violence that must end.
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That person you’ve been thinking about but haven’t talked to in ages?
Send them a message, a quick call, whatever. Just say, ‘hey’. It’s worth it.
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Some of you forgot how to drive and it shows.
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I don't know about you, but this is the winner for me.
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My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?
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All of this was predictable. It was predicted. And the lasting shame of history will be on all those who refused to act out of cowardice, ambition, or their own allegiance to an authoritarian movement.
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What this woman has done for her country must never be forgotten.
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With new votes joining the tally, we are on a strong path. But even while we wait for more, let’s celebrate the extraordinary organizers, volunteers, canvassers & tireless groups that haven’t stopped going since Nov. Across our state, we roared. A few miles to go...but well done!
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Here’s to a new year and hoping it’ll be filled with a little more live music than this last one 💛 stay safe out there.
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BREAKING: You made it to 2021.
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A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO.
"So I had an idea..." he nervously began.
Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M.
Here's how that meeting went 🧶👇
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$600 × 328 million = $196.8 billion
This bill is for $900 billion.
Guess who's getting that other $700+ billion.
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how my old insecurities resurface
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Our muse #lesliejones in custom Siriano last night. Her printed suit has the names of lost lives and this is our tribute to them. #BLM
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Oooh definitely a toss up between Will Hunting and Sean Maguire. Ben Wrightman is close behind.
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Who is your favorite fictional Bostonian?
I'll start.
Will Hunting.
New Mich. hospital data: Of people admitted with COVID, 70% were alive and home 60 days later.
Of those who'd been working, 40% either lost their job or were still too sick to work.
It's not just the deaths; it's the health and economic damage.
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maybe this will help straighten things out... 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Top-shelf joke writing.
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Massachusetts Official State...
Beverage: Cranberry Juice
Cat: Tabby Cat
Color: Blue, Cranberry, Green
Cookie: Chocolate Chip
Dog: Boston Terrier
Donut: Boston Creme
Fish: Cod
Fossil: Dinosaur Tracks
Heroine: Deborah Samson
Inventor: Benjamin Franklin
Sport: Basketball
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Someone in North Attleboro has planted mini Christmas trees inside potholes around town as a passive aggressive way of getting officials to deal with potholes around the town...
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These upcoming Georgia Senate races will determine whether or not Mitch McConnell has a veto over the Biden cabinet.
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