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Ray ((Frankenstein))
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Ray ((Frankenstein))

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Developer, Agile Skeptic, and self-proclaimed leader of the self-proclaimed Agile Resistance Movement (ARM), which I just made up.

Joined December 2015

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    1. Ray ((Frankenstein))‏ @agileklzkittens 29 Apr 2018
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      Replying to @betsythemuffin @PearConf

      Face-to-face communication and avoiding writing anything down has been used by tyrants and criminals for milennia to avoid dissemination of information. So lets use it when designing complicated software.

      6 replies 9 retweets 78 likes
    2. Scott Calvert‏ @MooseFather 29 Apr 2018
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      Replying to @agileklzkittens @betsythemuffin @PearConf

      I was skeptical, but this point is devastating. Nothing written leaves a lot of room for gaslighting and assorted power games, which always skew towards privilege.

      2 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
    3. Ray ((Frankenstein))‏ @agileklzkittens 29 Apr 2018
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      Replying to @MooseFather @betsythemuffin @PearConf

      The worst #agile gaslighters are selective about what’s written down. They’ll want everything you do painstakingly documented in JIRA (so they can skewer you with it later) but they fall back on “we’re agile—lightweight process” when you ask that their actions leave a paper trail

      1 reply 8 retweets 32 likes
    4. Ilja Preuß‏ @ipreuss 2 May 2018
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      Replying to @agileklzkittens @MooseFather and

      You're aware that such behavior is in total contradiction to the agile manifesto?

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Scott Calvert‏ @MooseFather 2 May 2018
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      Replying to @ipreuss @agileklzkittens and

      And yet so intrinsic to scenarios with up/down power dynamics, which circles right back to @sarahmei ‘s point: agile/XP in stock form is broken for diverse/heterogeneous teams.

      3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Scott Calvert‏ @MooseFather 2 May 2018
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      Replying to @MooseFather @ipreuss and

      Caveat white dude speaking... I recognized agile as a power move by developers immediately upon first hearing about it. But it took this thread to point out how it only moves power between management and esteemed devs.

      4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    7. Ray ((Frankenstein))‏ @agileklzkittens 2 May 2018
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      Replying to @MooseFather @ipreuss and

      I think #agile on-paper has a non-understanding of the realities of software development in the same way communism on-paper had no understanding of human nature and capitalism on-paper has no understanding of compounded structural racism.

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Ilja Preuß‏ @ipreuss 2 May 2018
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      Replying to @agileklzkittens @MooseFather and

      The whole point of agile was and is to *change* the realities of SD, to adapt it to the realities of how good software is developed. That most probably includes changing your team culture.

      1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
    9. Dave Nicolette‏ @davenicolette May 4
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      Replying to @ipreuss @agileklzkittens and

      1/2 This thread is an example of why I avoid using the word "agile" unless someone else brings it up. There are so many misconceptions about it that once you say it, the discussion immediately devolves into this sort of thing, and nothing of value can emerge.

      1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
    10. Dave Nicolette‏ @davenicolette May 4
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      Replying to @davenicolette @ipreuss and

      2/2 All the value-add ideas the manifesto authors had in mind can be discussed without using magic words. The magic words tend to trigger responses like those in this thread. We don't need them.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Ray ((Frankenstein))‏ @agileklzkittens May 4
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      Replying to @davenicolette @ipreuss and

      “value-add” is corpspeak magic trigger word.

      3:30 PM - 4 May 2019
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        2. Dave Nicolette‏ @davenicolette May 4
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          Replying to @agileklzkittens @ipreuss and

          The magic of your style of argument is that you have a quick answer for everything, and you can never be wrong.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Carlton Nettleton‏ @carlton858 May 5
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          Replying to @davenicolette

          I know exactly how you feel here. I cannot dialogue with someone who has all the right answers perfectly packaged for maximum effect on the crowd.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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