into the Ellie-verse [she/her]

@afab_acab

that's Mr. Forgotten Orchard-Dragon to you

Minnesota, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    I've been staring into this cup of black coffee so long it's definitely staring back

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    1. velj

    Capitalism destroyed my family. My grandfather was the ducal elector of the Palatinate, but capitalism disintegrated the Holy Roman Empire and left my family with nothing. No more peasants to work our land, no rents from the fields or monasteries, not even my family’s castle.

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  3. Me: *waiting in line at hotel desk* Lobby speakers: *playing Sufjan Stevens* Me: *reaching front of line* Clerk: *looking at me expectantly* Me: *frantically trying to hop back onto this emotional plane and hide evidence of crying*

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  4. I 1) am currently laughing my ass off at "stove" 2) would be first in line for this opening weekend

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  5. I am so despicable in my pettiness -- if I have to Google someone I dislike (such as a local realtor with annoying billboards) I will ALWAYS click on the "ad" link instead of the regular search results link, just to cost them that tiny little bit of money.

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    28. sij

    Have y’all ever had a cis person ask what your dead name used to be w no shame? Like where are ur manners, fyi don’t ever ask a trans person that unless we explicitly disclose it ourselves.

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  8. Biologically a: fever / a / family (biologically a a? That's some Objectivist shit right there, phone)

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  9. Even though I am not, to my knowledge, neurodivergent, this is a VERY real and familiar phenomenon for me. I need rabbit holes to go down, and wandering around looking for the next one leaves me lost and unmotivated in my daily duties. 'Tis no fun.

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    19. sij

    the church is lucky when LGBTQ ppl are willing to enrich it - we're not lucky that the church has decided to "let us in"

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  11. Andie MacDowell is so blah and off-putting in Four Weddings and a Funeral that she renders an otherwise delightful movie literally unwatchable

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    I think the reason I don’t go out very much is because it leaves less room for me to feel bad about something I said or did the next day. You can’t be annoying or dumb if no one ever gets to hang out with you!! These are my tips. Yes I’ve seen therapists why do you ask

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  13. I'm horny for the next time you are in the area *waggles eyebrows*

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    25. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    i can understand that charismatic and ruthlessly brilliant men can get people to support them But I cannot get why someone as drearily ignorant as him can beguile a single sentient being

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  15. I was voice texting and it rendered "I'm a humorless pedant" as "I'm the humorless speed aunt." Checks out? y/n

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  16. I was going to make a joke about how "I can't believe I'm stuck in the timeline with John Malkovich as Hercule Poirot" but it's not as funny having heard on the news that we are also in the timeline with GIANT SWARMS OF ACTUAL LOCUSTS in Africa ...

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  17. Bought myself a bag of M&Ms and every time I reach for another handful I am confronted by its conspicuous label of "SHARE SIZE." How about Fuck You Size.

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    22. sij

    where were your honest friends when u drafted this shit take tho

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  19. I'd be the patron saint of the state of the state of the state of the... *frowny face*

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  20. I should have known it was a dream even before Jayan got a brand-new ethnicity, because my mother has never welcomed anyone into her house that easily. She is an anxious hoarder (very anxious, mild hoarder) and I have not been allowed to have a friend over to visit since 1993.

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  21. Last night I dreamed visited my mom and she said, "Come in, Christian son" and he said "Actually I'm from Finland, I'm Sámi" and my mom whispered to me, "So is he pagan, then?" and I was so embarrassed because I had no idea

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