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Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens.
There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead.
Fuck this.
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I have a very basic pitch for “The Good Place: The Animated Series,” but I’m afraid to post it cause I really want that to happen. I’d be willing to sign a legal release for this idea to become reality.
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I’m open to an associate producer credit, but I promise I won’t sue if I don’t get it.
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I also legally waive any financial whatevers for this reboot pitch, so someone can go ahead and put it into development.
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My pitch to Netflix for “Family Matters: Even More,” a “Family Matters” reboot:
After Judy Winslow retires from porn, she needs to move in with her sister Laura, her brother-in-law, Steve Urkel, and their kids. Carl and Harriet also probably live there.
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To #GracieFilms & ,
“Taxi vs RideShare” starring Danny DeVito, Marylou Henner, Tony Danza, and maybe Judd Hirsch. The Sunshine Cab Company goes to war with Uber. Multi camera sitcom limited series. I legally waive any financial claim to this reboot pitch.
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Time might have passed, but my community of Smithtown still struggles with basic humanity. It’s a pattern that’s been on repeat for generations, and needs to stop.
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When my mom died I found this Letter to the Editor among her possessions. She’s calling out John Klein, the Town Supervisor in Smithtown LI, for his racist housing policies. I think it’s from the 1970s. It inspires me to name names, and call out BS. Don’t live afraid.
I've done a thing I haven't done in a while: Wrote for the sake of writing, about a thing that matters to me a lot.
On Buffy and Firefly, on fandom and disillusionment, on Joss Whedon and us:
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Willy was framed! #Justice4Willy
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This is Willy. Just because you found him like this doesn't mean it was his fault. 14/10 he's innocent
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If anyone is time traveling back to the 90s, please give this note to childhood me and tell him to get these instructions printed onto cards.
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I'm loath to retweet one of the worst people on here.
But ineffective diversity trainings are unsurprising. They don't work for the same reasons that schools and businesses remain segregated--white resistance.
Why So Many Organizations Stay White
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Whether it's liberals getting the COVID vaccine to decrease their chance of getting seriously ill or conservatives faking vaccine-induced seizures on TikTok to get attention, there are plenty of heated opinions about vaccines on both sides of the political spectrum.
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Owen Tillerman is a better cartoon park manager than Benson Dunwoody.
More news from just the past 48 hours.
Wisconsin. Nebraska. Michigan. North Dakota. One political project. A comprehensive reactionary offensive. Everywhere, all the time.
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Just to state it as clearly as possible: Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul just won her election, w/ a Democratic supermajority in both the state senate & assembly, & has a historic opening for chief judge of NY’s highest court. And she nominated a *conservative, pro-life, judge.*
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I hope that NY Dem voters learn the difference between grandstanding corporate Democrats and progressive grassroots backed candidates.
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Many labor union leaders are here and they’re angry.
Jimmy Mahoney, Iron Workers union general VP, says they “were team @GovKathyHochul” and helped her get elected “when the phone rang,” & she needed more money.
“This is not good for organized labor,” he says.
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Jeers from the tenants here at the State Capitol as says "Housing is a human right" with zero tenant protections that keep tenants in their homes. #OurHomesOurPower #GoodCause
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Slightly concerned that some targeting advertisement algorithms got the results of my blood test before me… and that the results won’t be ideal. Or maybe I’m just anxious about getting the results of said blood test. No way to know. None at all.
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A lot of folks outside of DC follow me so my opinions about Jan. 6 might not vibe with yours. But let me say this: the DC Police were painted as heroes - the same police who regularly terrorize, brutalize and kill the Black people in my city with little to no consequences.
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We should not have to go to to find out who is legally bribing pols. Media should regularly list top campaign contributors (individuals and industries) because it’s ALWAYS relevant and tells you a lot more than rhetoric.
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I am criticized in this piece - alongside other “left-wing commentators” - as someone “whose ideology is organized around preventing thought.” Because, obviously, everything has to be presented as part of leftwing cancel culture. What else could possibly be going on.
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"Reactionary centrist" -- the hot new left-wing insult for liberals nymag.com/intelligencer/
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my goal is to be more like a mcflurry machine: accepted for being dysfunctional and celebrated when doing the bare minimum
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“Joshua remembers her saying that many women miscarry in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, and they didn't want to be liable for an investigation.”
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In case you missed it:
This article about a Louisiana woman who was denied miscarriage care reveals the kind of abortion ban consequences we can expect to see in all anti-choice states.
It's an incredibly important read.
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Protector of the Tri-State Area
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Plaid a puss
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Former public defender here who witnessed the very moment a person was sent to Rikers 1000s of times👋🏽
This statement is patently untrue. And the reality is saying everyone is violent is just a tactic used to excuse the human rights violations occurring every day on Rikers.
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“No one is going to Rikers because they stole an iPhone, in a store somewhere, you’re going because you are a violent offender. And that is why you’re there.” @NYCMayor continues to question whether Rikers should close -- but he has little wiggle room: thecity.nyc/2022/12/27/235
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💝Dogs enjoying holiday presents 💝🐶🎁
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merry christmas buppy
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Daisy liked her gift 💝
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All those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested and needed items
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Over a hundred people saw this adorable girl and only 4 of them liked it? Impossible.
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Gov. Kathy Hochul just nominated Hector LaSalle, a conservative anti-union judge who will give New York’s top court a right-wing majority.
But Democrats in the legislature can still stop this. 9 senators have come out against him. We need at least 11. Who else will stand up?
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Daisy liked her gift 💝
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This is a really good thread explaining why the problem with Times political coverage starts at the top
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Ah. But the NY Times editors and execs hired Maggie Haberman BECAUSE she is friendly to Trumpworld.
Probably Peter Baker, too.
The reason has to do with the business of political news.
Here’s the story: in thread below. /1 twitter.com/balupuppy/stat…
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Grid your backyard like Battleship so there’s something exciting for you to play in your dog’s winter bathroom.
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To the extent that traditional societal elites – and elite white men, in particular – face a little more scrutiny today than in the past, that they have been deprived of their supposed “right” to unquestioned deference and affirmation, Twitter has helped democratize public life.
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