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Right Body, Wrong Junk is my book about being a transwoman. It's funny, and smart, and honest. http://averyedison.com/rightbodywrongjunk/ … pic.twitter.com/t9yOaRgDwY
Excited to see how JJ's dumb "mystery box" obsession ruins Star Wars too.
5 retweets 16 favouritesI wasn't angry that Madonna tried comedy, but Billy Crystal's ongoing attempts make me furious.
6 retweets 26 favouritesBuying a deerskin rug means getting to the hart of the mat-ter.
2 retweets 15 favouritesI swear, the anniversary of Moore's Law keeps getting earlier every year.
7 retweets 20 favourites"See? Nothing in the closet." "What about under the bed?" "Nope, not there either. I told you–gender isn't real. Now go to sleep... SON."
23 retweets 61 favourites"Hey Johnny, water you rappelling against?" "What're you, God?"—The Wild One. I think. I wasn't really paying attention.
1 retweet 5 favouritesIf you haven't been enjoying my puns then this is the @TodayinTabs for you. http://www.fastcompany.com/3045092/today-in-tabs/today-in-tabs-a-sadder-and-a-wiser-tab …
Marie often carried around a chunk of Radium as a Curie-o.
2 retweets 17 favouritesI am twenty-seven years old and still frustrated that the Animorphs considered it "immoral" to morph into other humans.
6 retweets 45 favouritesI'm so glad my mom was a gymnast AND a weightlifter, because I think it’s important for kids to have strong female roll models.
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Now that there’s this single tiny way to *sometimes* turn it back on them they’re terrified. It’s all good news, basically.
30 retweets 36 favouritesShame is widely and effectively weaponised by the privileged against everyone else, all the time, everywhere.
38 retweets 41 favouritesSaw Ronson do a presentation with material from his new book, it was utter shite. White liberals are afraid of Twitter ~~what a shame~~
12 retweets 23 favouritesHate my automatic card shuffler all you want, you're just gonna have to deal with it.
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Maybe it's just something about the 3 other people on this yacht but I can't shake this sense of four boating
65 retweets 166 favouritesMy friend was one of the first people to smoke weed while hiking. She's a real trail blazer.
14 retweets 59 favouritesDaredevil's hearing is so strong that he can listen to your heartbeat and tell if you're Human or Dancer.
19 retweets 59 favouritesIf it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, suddenly I become some kinda high-falutin' toilet snob.
7 favouritesToday, for @somewhere, I wrote about how my work makes me look lazier than I really am (which is still pretty lazy). http://tmblr.co/Zhf8mu1iOG1MB
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