(for anyone sincerely struggling to keep up with the hot take machine today: the joke i am making here is that you can't call animals incel because animals don't fucking think that way and also that "involuntary celibacy" doesn't fucking exist either, anyway)
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well that's a tweet I mean, you're not wrong, but also
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i'm sorry my sense of humor is broken
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*looks over at the people whose senses of humour are functioning 'normally'* uh good? I'mma go with good.
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if i were less cursed with sincerity i think i would be an irony twitter person and i'm probably right to be appalled at myself for that but (un?)fortunately i am incapable of maintaining a position of sarcastic detachment without deflating it in the very next breath
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same tbh. I spend an embarrassing amount of time constructing shitposts that I would never be detached enough to post
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ok but grape-kun actually had a partner that dumped him for a younger penguin, iirc
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