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    phil‏ @advicefromphil 30 Jun 2020

    clitoral hood implies the existence of clitoral suburbs

    8:59 AM - 30 Jun 2020
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      1. Kane Kardashian‏ @KWalps 30 Jun 2020
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        *angry grumbling* fine i'll retweet it

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      2.  🇨🇦 🍁SueCorvette  🍁 🇨🇦‏ @suecorvette 30 Jun 2020
        Replying to @advicefromphil

        And this is why some men need a map to find it

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      3. an anxious panda‏ @thehubrispanda 30 Jun 2020
        Replying to @suecorvette

        pic.twitter.com/CLpd8L8Av6

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      1. Weak Ankles‏ @ankles_so_weak 30 Jun 2020
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        Little boxes, on the hillside...

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      1. Warpony7979‏ @War_Pony_7979 30 Jun 2020
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        Clitsburg in Clits County, Clitsylvania

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      1. Patrick Read Johnson‏ @moonwatcher1 30 Jun 2020
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        Oh, they exist. It's where a lot of men under 30, and most of those whose manual dexterity was determined by their ability to play X-box, spend most of their time.

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      1. Nikki‏ @missusjipperz 30 Jun 2020
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        Oh, phil

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      2. Aaron a G String #BLM‏ @TheSnarkyDad42 30 Jun 2020
        Replying to @advicefromphil

        Clitoral Hoodie should be a band name!

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      3. phil‏ @advicefromphil 30 Jun 2020
        Replying to @TheSnarkyDad42

        clitoral turtleneck is a fusion jazz band

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      1. comfy‏ @stuzaza 30 Jun 2020
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        I'm moving in

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