Fakey Fakeson

@admittedlyhuman

My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

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Joined February 2009

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    me making good tweets and delivering wisdom to my followers on twitter dot com

  2. the new ghostbusters is awesome

  3. fireweaver dot dec *kaladeshian food engineer kissing fingers emote*

  4. *pointing gun* say sibboleth again, I dare you

  5. hahaha I said "we" as though I were in any way culpable. those communists have got me good

  6. I'd rather just not have these town hall debates if we're going to endlessly harass the people who ask questions at them.

  7. Just Say No to the bad things, and the bad things are the things we say are bad and if you say otherwise you're a Peer.

  8. Would be cool if all the bioethicists withered and died while the rest of us got awesome cyborg bodies, but presumably they're hypocrites.

  9. I'm going to stream a Kaladesh draft on MTGO in just a moment at come watch!

  10. this is what the electoral map would look like if only women voted, and those women were my anime girl stereotype headcanons for each state

  11. Beware, for once you have eaten of their food, you can never again dwell in the realms of mortal men.

  12. Imagine the same kind of algorithms that are behind twitter's haphazard shadow banning in charge of autonomous riot control drones.

  13. Also, being enormous helps a lot.

  14. I like to compare draft formats to sports, and I think Kaladesh is sumo. All that matters is who is pushing and who is being pushed.

  15. or, if an election is coming up, they may also want to throw a lawsuit in order to bind future administrations

  16. so the part of the government that defends against lawsuits may have an incentive to throw a case in order to bind some other part

  17. this problem comes up in lawsuits against the government: the government is by design not a monolithic entity (rah democracy!)

  18. soon it will be too cold to eat ice cream. at least it will be tea weather

  19. apparently my school's solution to crushing student loan debt is to make all students sign a paper saying they know tuition exists

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