Fakey Fakeson

@admittedlyhuman

My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

From the New World
Joined February 2009

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  1. every goal I can call my own is an own goal

  2. via

  3. my heart is longing for Idaho again

  4. oops I'm a useless piece of shit lol

  5. when trying to tweet about interpersonal interaction, it's important to bear in mind that "con" is one character shorter than "scam"

  6. "Democracy is a joke" is entering into that category of truisms that interest me mainly for the extent to which they're not true in practice

  7. whenever I see signs of democracy functioning, it's always sort of bizarre, like, why hasn't this been hijacked by a shadowy cabal yet?

  8. seriously though if we had a working system of intellectual property law someone would be publicly flogged for that

  9. Corporation sees its reflection in a mirror, begins hissing and raising its hackles

  10. One benefit of talking in generalities about specifics is that you can't be held responsible for the specifics if the Overton Window shifts.

  11. pity the inframarginal, because they can get fucked over at any time and have no recourse

  12. I keep pointedly making to-do lists and God keeps refusing to do the things on them

  13. retweeted

    very glad we have progressed from our silly middle medieval attitude of shunning monsters to modern society where we make them cute girls

  14. I am definitely a weak human, but I am also in favor of annihilating me with righteous fire, so there is no hypocrisy

  15. retweeted

    Against human weakness:

  16. retweeted

    To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.

  17. it's going to be in the 90s today, time to give a prayer of thanks to god for inventing air conditioning

  18. I was following people I found interesting, why can't I see their Tweets in my timeline?

  19. my timeline is currently empty?

  20. retweeted

    It used to be thought that four horsemen would usher in the end of the world. LOL! Scientists have since identified as many as 118 horsemen.

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