Fakey Fakeson

@admittedlyhuman

My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

From the New World
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    5. velj 2016.

    me making good tweets and delivering wisdom to my followers on twitter dot com

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  2. 19. srp 2019.

    well, new twitter is actually unusable, so I guess this is goodbye

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  3. 18. srp 2019.

    people used to use the word "paroxysm" a lot more, I only ever saw it on a Magic card before I started trolling Project Gutenberg

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  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    17. srp 2019.

    tfw no hand-held gf to hug loosely

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  5. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    16. srp 2019.

    look at how they treat japanese people on here. they treat them like goddamn human beings. they dont treat YOU like human beings

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  6. 16. srp 2019.

    LF was like the start of a horror movie, where some kids carelessly fucking around accidentally awoke an ancient evil

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  7. 15. srp 2019.

    semantics are an occasionally-functional heuristic for estimating beliefs from mouth noises

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  8. 12. srp 2019.

    Highly recommended for fans of rock, paper, and/or scissors. "Intelligent" or "rational" or whatever who cares, it's good shit

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  9. 9. srp 2019.

    Say what you like about faceless bureaucracy, at least it doesn't have a face you can steal.

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  10. 9. srp 2019.

    Maybe monarchy just can't work in the era of deepfakes, when any jerkoff with an AI can generate a simulacrum of a royal proclamation

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  11. 8. srp 2019.

    set visual studio to download overnight, just discovered I downloaded the 1MB downloader which downloads the 20GB actual program when run

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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. srp 2019.

    The tension is easily resolved if you recognize that the democratic process should not, in fact, have ultimate control over nearly anything.

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  13. 4. srp 2019.

    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 THIS SPACE OWNZED BY FREEDOM OF SPEECH KREW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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  14. 30. lip 2019.

    the trouble with playing videogames in the nude is that it precludes the wearing of lucky gamer socks

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  15. 27. lip 2019.

    I've slept thru the alarm once ever, but that's enough to add it to the list of things to toss and turn about when I have to get up early

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  16. 27. lip 2019.

    dodged a lot of bullets today, bizarre when the worst possible thing fails to happen. let's keep this momentum and not sleep thru the alarm

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    27. lip 2019.

    I don't think you could pick a more fitting mascot to tell me about microtransactions than kyubey honestly

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  18. 26. lip 2019.

    I haven't watched television in I guess like 3 years, it seems there has been some convergent evolution

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  19. 26. lip 2019.

    this guy on NBC gesticulating at a graph of Trump's approval rating and speaking with the energy and cadence of a bitcoin hot tip youtube

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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    26. lip 2019.

    have you seen the governments user agreement its billions of pages long you have to hire professionals at hundreds of dollars per hour to understand it if you violate it they put you in a cage steal your kids or shoot you and there's no opt out

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  21. 25. lip 2019.

    people who think respect is free because they're used being indulged. like a kid running a bitcoin miner on his parents' electric bill

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