Fakey Fakeson

@admittedlyhuman

My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

From the New World
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  2. 12 hours ago

    every goal I can call my own is an own goal

    3 favorites
  3. 17 hours ago

    via

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  4. 19 hours ago

    my heart is longing for Idaho again

    2 favorites
  5. 19 hours ago

    oops I'm a useless piece of shit lol

    1 favorite
  6. Jul 23

    when trying to tweet about interpersonal interaction, it's important to bear in mind that "con" is one character shorter than "scam"

    1 retweet 3 favorites
  7. Jul 23

    "Democracy is a joke" is entering into that category of truisms that interest me mainly for the extent to which they're not true in practice

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  8. Jul 23

    whenever I see signs of democracy functioning, it's always sort of bizarre, like, why hasn't this been hijacked by a shadowy cabal yet?

    3 favorites
  9. Jul 22

    seriously though if we had a working system of intellectual property law someone would be publicly flogged for that

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  10. Jul 22

    Corporation sees its reflection in a mirror, begins hissing and raising its hackles

    Universal asks Google to take down 127.0.0.1 for piracy. See claim #2
    6 retweets 12 favorites
  11. Jul 22

    One benefit of talking in generalities about specifics is that you can't be held responsible for the specifics if the Overton Window shifts.

    3 retweets 5 favorites
  12. Jul 22

    pity the inframarginal, because they can get fucked over at any time and have no recourse

    1 retweet 1 favorite
  13. Jul 20

    I keep pointedly making to-do lists and God keeps refusing to do the things on them

    1 retweet 11 favorites
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    Jul 20

    very glad we have progressed from our silly middle medieval attitude of shunning monsters to modern society where we make them cute girls

    17 retweets 24 favorites
  15. Jul 20

    I am definitely a weak human, but I am also in favor of annihilating me with righteous fire, so there is no hypocrisy

    3 retweets 5 favorites
  16. retweeted
    Jul 20

    Against human weakness:

    4 retweets 4 favorites
  17. retweeted
    Jul 20

    To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.

    95 retweets 417 favorites
  18. Jul 20

    it's going to be in the 90s today, time to give a prayer of thanks to god for inventing air conditioning

    2 favorites
  19. Jul 19

    I was following people I found interesting, why can't I see their Tweets in my timeline?

    1 retweet 1 favorite
  20. Jul 19

    my timeline is currently empty?

    1 retweet
  21. retweeted
    5 Jun 2013

    It used to be thought that four horsemen would usher in the end of the world. LOL! Scientists have since identified as many as 118 horsemen.

    58 retweets 58 favorites

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