Alan DeLong

@addelong

Dev, former ThoughtWorker, Buckeye, rabbit with a pancake on its head

Cleveland
Joined January 2010

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  1. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Kyrie plays like magic.

  2. Retweeted
    May 27

    A Republican army vet & a Reed College hippie. The best of America, killed by America's worst. via

  3. May 18

    holy shit i kinda regret giving you $$, these are some trump-grade fundraising emails

  4. Retweeted
    Feb 10

    leveled out the audio on this video, and wow. can't believe it, another hot mic gaffe from the trump team

  5. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    Somebody has a type.

  6. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    Our requests are eminently reasonable, shared by leaders of both parties. I'll return this letter to with the same requests.

  7. 16 Dec 2016

    lol, pay your damn bills

  8. 24 Nov 2016

    if jill stein puts hrc in the WH i will get her stupid goddamn sunflower logo tattooed on my ass, i swear to god

  9. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2016

    Christmas Eve + April Fool's Eve + the day before you take the SATs = tonight

  10. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2016

    "You are such a nasty man"—Something Hillary could never, in a thousand years, say on a stage.

  11. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2016

    ppl like "what's with Hilary's pantsuit, she looks like a interplanetary leader from the future" FUCKING DUH DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT

  12. Retweeted
    7 Oct 2016

    Most elections have "October surprises" but this one has an advent calendar.

  13. 26 Sep 2016

    Verifying myself: I am alandelong on Keybase.io. O7E5hTKWz8Gl31HNrL_VX5ovFvMoQZi_mx1l /

  14. 21 Sep 2016

    i'm part of because all the usual reasons but also b/c preterm has this really dope coffee machine

  15. 2 Sep 2016

    hey remember that time you actively tried to kill a passenger?

  16. 15 Jul 2016
  17. 18 Apr 2016
    Replying to

    lulz ....."give us your phone number to call you about not calling you". BRAVO CORPORATE AMERICA.

  18. 18 Apr 2016

    Congrats , your incessant solicitation calls for a free "financial review" at my branch have finally convinced me to switch banks!

  19. 12 Apr 2016
    Replying to

    Also not to mention that DOESN'T EVEN SEND AN EMAIL to reset your pwd, you just need FF#, name, and a couple lucky guesses.

  20. 12 Apr 2016

    I REALLY hope that the first options happening to be the right answers to 's (awful) security q's on the forgot pwd page was a fluke.

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