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Staff Writer, Ideas; currently on leave while at . My jokes still aren't funny. adam@theatlantic.com adamserwer@protonmail.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Nov 2017

    There seems to be a bit of confusion out there about certain things so I’m gonna to do a quick thread. These are my maternal grandparents.

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  2. Retweeted
    May 9

    I still can’t get over how this rat was bathing like he just finished a 14 hour shift at the steel mill

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  3. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    A review of rhetoric from Joe Biden's record on immigration. It included boasting about needing a 700 mile fence to stop "tons...tons...tons" of drugs from "corrupt Mexico" in 2006. Jailing employers who hire "illegals" and not allowing sanctuary cities.

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  4. 2 hours ago

    I finally listened to old town road and it was a mistake

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  5. 3 hours ago

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    4 hours ago

    Before and after the can opening sound happens

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  7. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    They may have M'Baku and Killmonger switched, but other than that, bravo.

    they did an 80s version!!
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  8. 4 hours ago

    Before and after the can opening sound happens

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  9. 5 hours ago

    Y’all can always go back to arlington or whatever, you know that right?

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  10. 5 hours ago

    “I was annoyed so someone should lose their livelihood” is quite the moral calculus here

    Alt headline: Rude, entitled, uniformed Metro employee flaunts Metro rules, annoys paying customers.
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  11. 21 hours ago

    This shirt just cut in front of a bunch of old people at CVS and then turned around while the cashier was ringing up his stuff and said, “oh were you guys in line?”

    It’s officially This Shirt season for the straight men of DC
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  12. 22 hours ago

    You see, its not welfare when the money goes to people Republicans want to vote for them.

    BREAKING: White House readies plan to extend about $12 billion in emergency aid to farmers caught in Trump’s escalating trade war
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  13. Retweeted
    May 10

    on the senseless infantry, and how we turn school shootings into stories, featuring villains and heroes

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  14. May 10

    I believe under halacha this qualifies as an official conversion to Judaism

    My latest fixation is watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel on a loop. Please hurry up and do season 3!!!! This show is the freaking best!!!!!
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  15. Retweeted
    May 9

    *stares in Jackie Robinson

    “We don’t see it as a racial divide. I think, to the extent that we can, baseball is apolitical.” -Tom Werner on the players who skipped the event.
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  16. May 10

    This is peak anthropromorphizing my pets but I’m glad that Burns and Butters got a little time alone with each other these past few months. July will be a year since Burns’ cancer diagnosis.

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  17. May 10

    They fell asleep watching Tuca and Bertie

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  18. May 10

    Someone is going to take this entirely seriously and not as a contribution to the weird shower discourse dominating twitter today

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    May 10
    Replying to

    adam at home

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  20. May 10

    I dont shower ever but it’s ok because my cats groom me.

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  21. Retweeted
    May 9

    When the human was gone for a couple of days and is behind on his scritches quota

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