reminds me of when my friend pawned his PS2 to buy weed and then we had nothing to do when we were high.
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see they had main character syndrome back then
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well i never pay for the things i shoplift so what do i care what they cost.
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the poor guy running this account has had to post morbius content for 2 years longer than he expected. not surprised he's completely lost it.
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gonna be insane how quickly this dude gets ugly and poor.
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also it's all stock. larry heard the theme used in a commercial and liked it. king.
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cbc let him make an entire documentary on the obama election that i think only played like 3 festivals and has never been released.
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ah yes notoriously cerebral film *checks notes* scarface.
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in 5 years no one will remember this or arrested development at all.
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in 7th grade a friend wrote 'self of steam' instead of 'self esteem' and it still hits
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all the nintendo music and thinking about him silently eating alone and smiling at his cellphone camera makes me wanna die.
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the one who had to tweet from her fridge was better but this is good
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the reeeeally good part is he's just a little too comfortable. having a little too much fun. it's charming but you can still feel it's a bit off. great movie.
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even without the patent stuff it's fucking weird. do people need to be on 'teams' this badly?
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it's really funny and the scene where norton beats himself up is like his best work.
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spending $120 on cleaning supplies to make $80 selling mood lighting in the comments.
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the 40 year old normal guy with a bunch funko pops same as every other 40 year old
i think one of the coolest thing about bob odenkirk is that, despite his entire career, the majority of posts were referencing a sketch he did like 3 weeks ago. the man still remains cutting edge.
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it's gonna do better than indiana jones and mission impossible combined
'scouted by the algorithm'
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being jealous of his own money laundering is the funniest thing ever.
i'm 'oh wow tim whatley is on malcolm in the middle' years old.
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you’re either “damn the malcolm in the middle dad is on breaking bad” years old, or “damn walter white was on malcolm in the middle” years old
it's whatever this is:
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i went insane when friendster came out i could not have survived having tiktok in high school.
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i can't wrap my head around wanting to go to a restaurant, period. i'm a fundamentally different person than i was 4 months ago.
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so so so many normal ass people just watched it as a straightforward show about gangsters
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also disproven by the fact that: young people love the sopranos and are constantly discovering it for the first time. there were like numerous articles about it recently!
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you wear other less dirty jeans for a while and let them recover.
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'only in harkins cinemas' reads like tim & eric world building
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doesn't she just pop up in phone calls in 8 and 9.
this is why i quit retail! actual shopping addiction is disgusting and while you feel disgusting participating, often employees get hurt because it fucks up all the sale metrics. ppl buy 2k from one store so they can be a 'preferred client', return it all to another location.
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when i worked at sephora it was absolutely horrifying how many people would make a $500 order online, touch each product once, and return 80-90% of it in store where it had to be immediately thrown in the garbage because it had been used twitter.com/dieworkwear/st…
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dude has a full bed he is lapping everyone else.
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good thing they never did an ad with a g-g-g-ghost.
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anyone who's listened to a ben affleck audio commentary knows he's funny as shit. it's hard to admit but he is!
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they...don't even give you the names of the shows?
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shit like this makes me so happy i quit facebook to spend 700% more time on twitter.
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razzie's are corny for a bunch of reasons but this ain't one
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nobody's making desantis ai clips of him saying rap interludes.
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so funny they brought in another tech guy and ving is just the better tech guy.
it's like how netflix is a terrible name for a dvd rental service but a great name for a streaming service.
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would be harder to frame them as not one, frankly.
no but they have a maul
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he no longer has cool people in his life showing him cool stuff.
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i hate how nice this room is without the stuff.
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when you climb a roof and he's just there, that's the good stuff.
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best part is the lightning bolt itself is a ripoff of revengexstorm.
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deliberately never interacted with him so i could lurk, he must work overtime on this shit my posts get like 4 likes tops.
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this is basically what michael bay told josh hartnett during pearl harbor's production.
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'series' is an even worse naming convention.
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also they can't adapt. they decided something was true a long time ago (avatar had no cultural impact) and when faced with the facts they're wrong they can't handle it. gamer mindset.
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the funniest was when he said black adam was his favorite superhero, and when forced to backtrack didn't correct himself and just went 'well when i was a kid villains were my heroes'.
bad trip is awesome! love seeing god jeff tremaine producing. so happy to see this finally out.
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unpopular take is that's the best the office ever was. the 3-part sabre release in florida arc is my fave thing the show ever did. same with the weird pool party episode.
fitting that my biggest tweet ever is just krang t dunking on baked alaska
this may shock you but kids wanna go to movies featuring popular characters from comic books and cartoons.
also google has turned into a very bad search engine unless you're looking for something to buy.
one of the reasons i don't like tenet is because debecki could pick up and throw kenneth branaugh off that boat any time she wanted.
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love living with 9 other people in my 30s and being a professional motivator who isn't comfortable going barefoot in his bedroom.
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sometimes the bad guy would get away and those were the best episodes.
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happy to see everyone agrees this take is wrong and bad.
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hello and merry christmas,
i’m writing from my parents’ home. i’ve just come out of the hospital. i don’t remember but somehow got hit by a car. i almost died
my fave was the scandal about him wanting to keep his blackberry
the weeknd is the only super bowl performer who has ever seen the movie drive with me at the scotiabank theatre
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when the rain hits the lightsabers and steam comes off? that's the good stuff baby.
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well which is it sandals or checkered sneakers?
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can't imagine how insane you have to be to buy little chip bags.
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he's doing what vice magazine thought they were doing. considering how young he is and how much he's accomplished so far i think the sky's the limit.
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'it succeeds as a romantic comedy' is so crazy. they already fell in love 20 movies ago!
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dude has a full bed he is lapping everyone else (reprise)
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talked to many people who had no idea there was a new batman movie before after and during release. people just do not be knowing about movies.
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the most pathetic part is all the camera setups he had to do alone for this.
