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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Apr 2019

    It’s pronounced “cum-bouquet”

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  2. 38 minutes ago

    I’ve watched this eight times today and it doesn’t get old.

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    Chromatica II into 911 but it‘s Joe Biden taking over the account
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  3. 7 hours ago

    Incredible, talented, wise, funny, joyous...

    8:47
    Poet Amanda Gorman tells CNN's that the Capitol riot inspired her to write a "message of hope, ingenuity and healing"
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  4. Jan 16

    An article on the internet from 1994: “despite giving access to the world’s libraries and universities, it seems infested by trivia-obsessed misfits with nothing better to do with their lives than swap inanities over a Trinitron”

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  5. Jan 14

    Pixar’s

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  6. Jan 11

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 10

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  8. Jan 10

    I wish only terrible things for each and every member of this blithe, self-interested, monstrous government.

    So the reason musicians now need visas to perform in Europe, with all the pointless cost and bureaucracy that entails, is because this far right lunatic govt. are so xenophobic that they turned down the EU’s offer of reciprocal free visas to avoid free movement OF MUSIC. Wow...
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  9. Jan 10

    “It doesn’t look any bigger than the Mauretania”

    I’m bored so QT this with a random film quote you say all the time. My sister and I always do the dramatic, “she already ate” from Twilight 😂
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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    Patty Labelle and Dolly Parton harmonize with each other and their acrylic nails 💅 😍

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  11. Jan 9

    Watching the Christmas 1989 episode of Top of the Pops on iPlayer, and honestly Jason Donovan knew how to eye-fuck a camera

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  12. Jan 8

    It worked.

    Evidence of chart rigging
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  13. Jan 7

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    1. Exploiting workers. Saved you all time from reading the article, you’re welcome!

    Elon Musk is now the richest person in the world Here’s how he did it 👇
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  15. Jan 6

    Tfw when you’re simultaneously president of the United States *and* the de facto leader of a domestic terrorist group

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    A to-do d'etat.

    Looks like scuffles inside the Capitol
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  17. Jan 6

    Baroness Schraeder was a class act

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  18. Jan 6

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  19. Jan 4

    Evidence of chart rigging

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  20. 31 Dec 2020

    Call me by your name. Keep

    Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.
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  21. 25 Dec 2020

    Me overcompensating for this year’s pared-down Christmas

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