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cant believe that a slipknot album is being cocky

jefferey epstein did not kill himself

spanish god damnit

oh yeah well if you dont identify with gender than how am i supposed to say your name in soanish you fucking jackass

more like national faggot league

if i had to decide between being a miserable prick because some people disagree with me and being a somewhat decent almost tolerable human who borders on being a sociopath i would certsinly choose the first one those people look like theyre having a great time

what extremely fat obese and grossly unhealthy women say: big is beautoful what extremely fat obese and grossly unhealthy women mean: ive eaten my way into this disgusting mess and now im not willing to put in the work to get out of it so feel as bad for me as i feel bout me

got kicked out of the ymca cause everytime a black man on the opposing team scored i called him a naker to his face but when the ones on my team scored i complimented their extremely large penises and let them know that it is deffo much larger than mine. fuckign double standards

one of these days im gonna out myself on main and break die hard left twitters fucking brains that someone they thought was just another mindless freak actually has opinions outside of their pretty little fucking plastic world

send me a video of you fucking a human corpse and ill donate $5 to bernie #feelthebern

hiring a hooker to read me a bedtime story and when the story is over she strangles me until i fall asleep and then leaves peacefully

imagine this. the year is 2021. bernie sanders is the president. he fires every goverment official except for elizabeth warren, a woman of color. chicago, detroit, baltimore, and la are now the capitals of the us. joseph stalin is brough back to life and named vice president

jefferey epstein did not kill himself

curious george might be hung like a fuckign dragons neck but the man in the yellow coat fuck like a choo choo train

making hentai drawing where the emergizer bunny (fully clothed and holding his lil drum) walks past an absolute bombshell milf pawg (hillary clinton-ish) and just smacks her ass with a drumstick super sexually

i carry a landline with me everywhere that i go just in case i need to make a phone call

playing golf with a baseball bat and a baseball ball at three oclock in the morning in the subway parking lot directly across the street from quiznos and guess which window is a hole in one thats right baby the cops cars that drive up after i called them on myself

if any of the people who posted rip kobe statuses talk shit about michael vick when he dies im gonna laugh and laugh and laugh because i will have been proven right that the monkeys are truly controlled

hell yeah i fucking hate heroin h ipsters e ratically p ushing s tupid political t heories on e veryone even r emotely within a s tones throw