Srujan

@acsrujan

I travel back and forth whenever I wish. Born and brought up in Mars.

Mumbai
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Joined October 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 21

    Folks, help me with solo itinerary Aug 12 (Depart: Mum,11th Eve) to Aug 20 (Arrive: Morn 21) in India. Please RT :)

    1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    git rebae: the command to forget that rebound after your last relationship ever happened; rolls up that fling into the previous relationship

    4 replies 95 retweets 257 likes
  3. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Got the kids a bunch of whoopie cushions and I honestly don't think they have ever had more fun in their entire lives

    7 replies 5 retweets 101 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Spend 12 years trying to get hired to direct Wonder Woman. Get hired. 93% Rotten Tomatoes $100 million domestic debut. Male critic:

    1,542 replies 42,958 retweets 105,712 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 10
    Replying to

    HE IS EATING THE BOOK

    41 replies 1,856 retweets 4,044 likes
  6. Jun 10

    : Freedom to have in household : You can't eat . Who has incredible ?

    1 retweet
  7. Jun 8

    When regex comes into picture..

    Don't accidentally run the following command: apt-get install 3.5 I just installed or upgraded 1,300 packages.
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Ctrl-R driven incident response.

    23 retweets 60 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    "We secretly replaced all their instances with t2.micros. Let's see if they notice"

    3 replies 88 retweets 178 likes
  10. Jun 6

    My answer to What's the worst code you've seen in production?

  11. Retweeted
    May 23

    Hey ☁️ gurus, I've just published a new + course, and am giving away 5 copies for shares/RTs

    3 replies 66 retweets 37 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Murmuration on the water's edge.

    21 replies 646 retweets 993 likes
  13. Jun 5

    Note to self.. you don't need to press "i" before you tweet. It's not Vim!

  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    if you used superfluous words to bump up your word count as a student, you'd probably love writing Java

    23 replies 722 retweets 1,906 likes
  15. Jun 4

    Next world war will be ignited by two people fighting for arm rest in a bus/flight/theatre.. take my words seriously, folks. This is real!!

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Breaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maskanah liberated. ISIS is finished in Aleppo

    74 replies 2,481 retweets 3,159 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Boy: *Kissing girl on couch* You wanna take this upstairs? Girl: Hehe sure baby Boy: Sweet! Grab the other end, I can't carry it by myself

    37 replies 3,324 retweets 10,859 likes
  18. Jun 2

    period.

    POLL: What's the difference between engineers, programmers, and developers? Reddit user trebuszek explains it.
    1 retweet
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Panel moderator: “what will work be like in 30 years?” Me: “post apocalyptic foraging.” Maybe this is why I am rarely on panels 🤔

    5 replies 45 retweets 194 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Amen.

    We stand on the shoulders of giants who bothered to login to StackOverflow and explain their problem in words easily indexed by Google.
    58 retweets 177 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 31

    My dad has been peeling oranges for my lunch since kindergarten & on my last day of high school I got this instead

    757 replies 110,797 retweets 499,290 likes

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