I don't remember who posted this on Twitter a few years ago, but whoever you are: you have improved every night I've spent in a hotel since.pic.twitter.com/NpuuumqHV8
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I’m getting motion sickness just thinking about this.
What the hell are you working on at that desk? ;)
Yes! However, where do you get your long hotels from?
Speaking of ironing boards, always check the bottom of your iron for melted plastic from other people's clothes. It will ruin your clothes. Have it replaced immediately by housekeeping for a brand new fresh one. 
i’ve never known a hotel to have an ironing board
Can also be another luggage holder so you don't have to put suitcase on bed or floor
I use them as standing desks by propping them up onto one of the couches. Can use hotel menus to solidify the legs.
Wow, I thought only women suffered from the whole “furniture is not the rght height” thing but I guess I was wrong! Now if only car manufacturers made seat belts that adjust low enough not to CHOKE short women (this especially sucks if you’re in a wreck, and a singer.)
Ha! I drove my mil’s car last week and as she was pulling away after, I shout out to say sorry for not repositioning the seat belt adjuster..turns out she didn’t know it was there and had been choked by the belt for 10 yrs. I was favourite daughter in law that day 
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