I just burned $400 to tell you
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I've run the numbers on this and I can tell you right now it leads to a Dyson Sphere spending 99% of its power on SHA-256 hashes
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Incredibly historic moment. The actual President of the United Stares saying the words minting the coin. Must watch. twitter.com/banditelli/sta…
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New Bell Curve is Live!
In this episode, we journeyed into the Cosmos with and to unpack MEV on appchains.
This one was a can't miss, enjoy 🙏
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Time to admit things aren’t working as planned.
Consequently, I propose we transition Ethereum into an L2 rollup for Goerli–
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girl are you the demon core? because you’re confusingly hot and ruined my life with the slightest exposure
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Oh you think it’s “funny” that an African child was unable to stake and then re-stake his ETH because you were trading “Pepe coin?” That’s funny to you?!
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We appreciate this healthy response
Every respondent has been added to a blacklist and will be receiving an untransferrable Sepolia token indicating as such
All wallets two hops in or out will be ineligible to use the protocol or any real airdrop in future
Thank you all
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We’re doing an airdrop for our earliest supporters: follow and drop your address or ENS in the replies!
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goerli is burning magnitudes more gETH than mainnet
goerli is the goat-ultrasound-money 🐐🦇🔊
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here is an alternative path for society: ignore the culture war. ignore the attention war. make safe agi. make sexy waifu robots. make them at scale. make 20 other things of that magnitude.
start radical population collapse, hikikomorphise.
expand into oblivion.
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the LLM controlling Sam Altman used my tweet as the basis for his
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by now there should have been at least one anti-AI group named “Sam Ctrl-Alt-Delete Man”
that there isn’t proves the existence of the Basilisk
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we all want something beautiful
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what he says when he abandons his family to go to the L2 conference:
"ORU-ken!"
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orb is of appropriate size and shape
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exterior Philadelphia. cars pass
"Ya know Udi, it's simple"
"We ruin the fee market. Bitcoiners are forced to adapt. It's what Satoshi would do if he were alive"
cam pans to naked under a wizard robe
"Now spray me!!"
Sound of water, smash cut to title, roll the track
read image description
ALT
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Maybe if you stopped eating so much avocado toast and buying small-batch kombucha you’d be able to trade on the L1
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where did those deposits go? the only safe haven left in the global economy: PEPE
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US Bank run in slow motion continues: US Bank Deposits fell by $12.5bn in latest week.
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“We are thrilled to announce that the COVID-19 emergency is finally over!” -The WHO, January 2020
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Thinking that any pricing mode or biz mode has gained any sustainable validation in crypto is delusional.
The market is the model when almost all users are still degen or traders
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extremely relevant today
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this is why we get up in the morning folks
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i will say the crypto vision makes so much more in america where your choices are sending a payment via telegram from the mississippi teachers’ bank and trust that takes 6 days to clear or using an app called zinga! that broadcasts a public feed of your drug deals
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A year later, we are finally witnessing the full extent of the Terra/Luna contagion in the traditional finance sector
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West Ham Capital remains well capitalised
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All banks with "west" in their name are collapsing
*WESTERN ALLIANCE BANCORP SHARES DROP 10%
*PACWEST SHARES FALL 20% POSTMARKET
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he's just like me fr
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did Jerome Powell say this while staring at Binance perps through his VPN, finger trembling on his mouse before deciding to go all-in (again)
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so the (base fee + tip) is multiplied by the gas you use in the transaction and that's your $400 fee right there
what's a gas you say? well let me tell you, gas is the stuff that powers the car that runs the ethereum block chain. want to do some math? gotta fill up the tank bb
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imagine fading the Wildcat airdrop when Laurence has THE IVY LEAGUE running A/B tests for him
incredibly bullish, don’t stop DMing him fam
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The Wildcat airdrop rumour was a six-hour experiment in connecting wallet data to participants of Crypto Twitter run by Harvard University
The study has now concluded, thank you for your time
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no one is safe from West Ham, not even West Ham
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“Gaaah people are paying the marginal price to transfer arbitrary information in my protocol intended for transferring value,” says the person transferring information someone arbitrarily deemed valuable.
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1) Graduate from high school
2) Start a pseudonymous twitter account to spread the ideals of social democracy
3) Make a shitpost about a million dollar hyperinflation bet
4) Feed your local stray cats
Follow these rules and you will win $1 million dollars (100% success rate)
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1) Graduate from high school. 
2) Get a job. 
3) Get married as an adult. 
4) Then have a child. 
Follow these rules and research (plus logic) shows that you will live a life free of poverty.
We should teach this “success sequence” over and over again.
2) Get a job.
3) Get married as an adult.
4) Then have a child.
Follow these rules and research (plus logic) shows that you will live a life free of poverty.
We should teach this “success sequence” over and over again.28
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the most degenerate digital asset casino will always be bank stocks
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A few of these banks won't be around next Monday. Unless the Fed cuts rates and signals more cuts, or #banktermfundingprogram eligible collateral is expanded to any loan on a US federally chartered bank's balance sheet, it's goblin town!
I got some puts last night. Yachtzee!
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The student: "But if the sound moneyness properties emerge from people wasting their money on nonsensical gambling schemes, is it really sound money?"
The master: "Dude stfu and help me mint this godforsaken NFT."
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