Alana HorowitzSatlinVerified account

@achorowitz

Assignment Editor . Don't follow leaders, watch your parking meters.

London, England
Joined February 2009
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  1. 10 hours ago

    I actually wrote that joke 2 days ago but waited til now to tweet it so you all could enjoy. Don't judge me u all totally do the same thing.

  2. 10 hours ago

    Someday I'm gonna open up a restaurant and call it "Health Department A-Rating."

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    12 hours ago

    Dr. Zizmor retires, 2016 is already bad

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    1 retweet 3 likes
  4. 23 Dec 2015

    Just broke the world record for "number of responses to Donald Trump typed out but then quickly deleted before tweeting."

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    23 Dec 2015

    'Come see a play,' says . 'It definitely won't end with you having to slow dance on stage with a stranger.' I hate theatre.

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  6. 22 Dec 2015

    how is your day going? not bad just waiting for my flight to HOLYYYY SHITTTT

    BREAKING: There is a in Airport in check point area. Call in around 10 am Animal control is on the scene trying to capture
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  7. 22 Dec 2015

    we like to have fun here at huffingtonpost dot com

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    6:20 AM - 22 Dec 2015 · Details
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    22 Dec 2015

    That's one way to court the Jewish vote.

    Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton 'got schlonged' in 2008 -
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  9. 21 Dec 2015

    hey it's finally happening

    Big ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee announcement today at 3pm!
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  10. 21 Dec 2015

    our long national nightmare is over

    BREAKING: Martin Shkreli says he regained control of his Twitter account after hack
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  11. 21 Dec 2015

    Today in "brb quitting the internet for a few weeks until this blows over bye"

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  12. 19 Dec 2015

    ayo

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    12:15 PM - 19 Dec 2015 · Details
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    18 Dec 2015

    Donald Trump as Jabba the Hutt

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    7:57 AM - 18 Dec 2015 · Details
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  14. 18 Dec 2015

    You can send actual human shit in the mail but you can't send ads for marijuana

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  15. 18 Dec 2015

    weird photo choice for that tweet guys

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    . facing increasing criticism from conservative bloc
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  16. 17 Dec 2015

    A Brief History Of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli's Most Despicable Moments

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  17. 17 Dec 2015

    Yes, b/c polygraphs are known to be very reliable

    At hrng on visas, Rep Gowdy says US could use polygraph tests to screen foreign nationals
  18. 17 Dec 2015

    Martin Shkreli fractured his hand punching a wall because he was so mad at Bernie Sanders

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    17 Dec 2015

    If the NRA is so sure that more guns make the public safer, why block research into guns and public safety? It'll just prove you right!

    31 retweets 35 likes
  20. 10 Dec 2015

    There is a 75+ long email thread going on at HuffPost rn about the movies that make us cry most. Turns out it's basically every movie ever.

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