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I actually wrote that joke 2 days ago but waited til now to tweet it so you all could enjoy. Don't judge me u all totally do the same thing.
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Someday I'm gonna open up a restaurant and call it "Health Department A-Rating."
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted
Dr. Zizmor retires, 2016 is already bad http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/dr-jonathan-zizmor-70-retires-closes-nyc-office-article-1.2484218 …
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Just broke the world record for "number of responses to Donald Trump typed out but then quickly deleted before tweeting."
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted
'Come see a play,' says
@jessiecath. 'It definitely won't end with you having to slow dance on stage with a stranger.' I hate theatre.1 retweet 3 likes -
Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted Jay Rodriguez
how is your day going? not bad just waiting for my flight to HOLYYYY SHITTTT https://twitter.com/TSN_JRodriguez/status/679326608159715328 …
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we like to have fun here at huffingtonpost dot com pic.twitter.com/gno4SRxC7H
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Chloe Angyal Retweeted Jake Tapper
That's one way to court the Jewish vote. https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/679142163251404801 …
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Jake Tapper @jaketapperDonald Trump: Hillary Clinton 'got schlonged' in 2008 - http://CNNPolitics.com http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/21/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-disgusting/index.html …2 retweets 2 likes -
Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted Jerry Seinfeld
hey
@Seinfeld2000 it's finally happening https://twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/status/678971971904798720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw …Alana HorowitzSatlin added,
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted Reuters Top News
our long national nightmare is over https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/678971068237877248 …
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Today in "brb quitting the internet for a few weeks until this blows over bye" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/some-people-are-pissed-off-about-the-casting-of-a-black-hermoine-granger_5677fbebe4b014efe0d5ed10?izw4gqfr …
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted
Donald Trump as Jabba the Hutt pic.twitter.com/ojGjbaYVsb
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You can send actual human shit in the mail but you can't send ads for marijuana http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bizarre-things-to-mail_5673f964e4b014efe0d50876?l545cdi …
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted The Boston Globe
weird photo choice for that tweet guys https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/677778361792491520 …
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The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe.@Pontifex facing increasing criticism from conservative bloc http://bos.gl/K8KAKBa pic.twitter.com/YbdEDyNffE0 retweets 2 likes -
A Brief History Of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli's Most Despicable Moments http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/martin-shkreli-arrested_5672c31ce4b0dfd4bcc0b8b2?ldoenrk9 …
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted Chad Pergram
Yes, b/c polygraphs are known to be very reliable https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/677512308244000768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw …
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Martin Shkreli fractured his hand punching a wall because he was so mad at Bernie Sanders http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/10/19/-wrist_n_8328280.html …
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Alana HorowitzSatlin Retweeted
If the NRA is so sure that more guns make the public safer, why block research into guns and public safety? It'll just prove you right!
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There is a 75+ long email thread going on at HuffPost rn about the movies that make us cry most. Turns out it's basically every movie ever.
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