AAAHnthony CarBOOni

I'd tell an ebola joke, but YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT.

[struggling to get the plastic off the cheese slices] "sorry kids, I should've taken these off beforehand. great costumes by the way"

Hey, guy playing the Star Spangled Banner with a rifle, save some pussy for the rest of us http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11169440/Watch-Star-Spangled-Banner-played-with-a-rifle.html …

There's a photo mode in Shadow of Mordor. Looks like I'm about to spend another million hours in Shadow of Mordor

The evolution of ADHD and it's potential usefulness in our current social environment. http://bit.ly/1tBQcOk 

I have absolutely no immunity to rom-coms. None. I have Sliding Doors on Blu-Ray. I'm not proud. THIS IS PART OF WHO I AM

Okay, A to Z is a really good show.

In all seriousness though, what a neat time to be someone who makes things. What a neat time to do what you want for yourself on your terms!

Though @TheComedyButton dudes should know that people who challenge @acedtect have been known to just... Disappear. Without a trace.

Congrats to my favorite manchildren, @TheComedyButton, for becoming the #1 funded podcast on Patreon: http://patreon.com/comedybutton 

I can't believe that we're the #1 podcast on @Patreon. So humbled. Thank you, all! http://www.patreon.com/comedybutton 

Wait…when Anthony plays this game I can't talk cause the CONTROLLER can HEAR ME & it alerts the alien?! Hell no! I HAVE QUESTIONS & SCREAMS!

@jeffcannata Listened to todays podcast. I have lost 157 lb. over 3 years and I run about 4 miles a day. @acarboni is right, I'm not special