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Anthony Carboni
@acarboni
Excitable host of We Have Concerns and It’s Too Early. prev Emmy-winning Show for , ,
Los Angeles, CAtwitch.tv/anthonycarboniBorn September 14Joined March 2008

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Me: *watches a single YouTube tutorial so I can fix my door hinge* YouTube: WHAT'S UP, HINGE-LOVER? HERE ARE THE TOP 1000 VIDEOS FROM THE HINGER COMMUNITY THIS WEEK. CHECK OUT THIS TRENDING HINGE CONTENT FROM ENGAGING HINGEFLUENCERS
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I think my main criticism of adulthood is there are no surprise Scholastic Book Fairs. Nothing brightens a day like a surprise book fair.
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"Ser Brienne of Tarth- Super awesome knight. Probably the best. Beat up a wizard, had 40 boyfriends. Everyone loved her. They were all just, like, 'damn.'"
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“Our data shows that people boycotting us for mistreating our employees don’t know everything we make, so we can potentially trick them”
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Our data show that consumers routinely focus on the visual of the Pop-Tarts brand name, so we simplified the package design by removing "Kellogg's".
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We’re like a month away from Fellowship of the Ring being 20 years old and I’m just checking in to see how we’re all collectively feeling about that
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You’re a scientist, you understand false equivalency, yeah? How many of those things you listed are done with purposeful, malicious intent? Quit being Edgelord, Ph.D on Twitter.
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Hi! Lifelong sufferer of depression and anxiety here reminding you: not eating, hydrating, or moving around will exacerbate your symptoms. Even if you don’t feel like it, have a snack, drink some water, and walk around the house a little. It’ll help. ♥️
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My favorite thing about Justice League: there's a montage to show us how dark and terrible the world is without Superman, and one of the shots is just this guy kicking over peaches like "THERE IS NO ONE TO STOP ME FROM THESE DARK DEEDS! WHERE IS YOUR PRODUCE SAVIOR NOW"
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just checked into my room for PAX East. this hotel tried to be cool so badly it overshot and went straight to “confusing parody of a cool hotel”
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1998: Wanna watch the movie we rented from Blockbuster? 2008: Wanna watch a movie on Netflix? 2018: Wanna scroll through thumbnails on Netflix for two hours?
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Hi. I’m not gonna tell you to look away from this, you shouldn’t. I WILL say: make sure you’re checking actual news and information sources, and not just scrolling and retweeting Twitter. Be informed, not reactive. You’ll feel less adrift and anxious.
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YES. A BIG DEAL IN THE RESISTANCE ♥️
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“We are a physical representation of our support for George Floyd...for Sandra Bland...for Trayvon Martin... for Stephen Lawrence... I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this, but f*** that” - John Boyega at London’s #BlackLivesMattter march 👑 metro.co.uk/2020/06/03/joh
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*me, my entire life* Man, if I just had two weeks where I didn’t have to do ANYTHING, I bet I could get my whole life together. *me, after 2020* haha nope I was wrong
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For six months in the year 2000, I was a game tech/dressed as a rat at Chuck E. Cheese. Drunk parents would constantly tell their kids to punch me when I was in the rat suit. I was punched by so many kids. Pizza was also bad. 2/5 glad to see them go
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Chuck E. Cheese files for bankruptcy bit.ly/31g64vF
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All the character beats happening on #GameOfThrones were definitely ones we saw coming, they're just happening so quickly and strangely in this truncated season. I watched this week feeling like I must've missed an episode. Like "this makes sense EVENTUALLY, but not just yet."
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Real talk: Andrew Garfield is to Spider-Man what Timothy Dalton is to James Bond. He was perfect and he wasn’t given strong material. If this multi-Spidey, Sinister Six thing is happening, I will be very excited to see him take on the role again.
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People sitting in a room applauding a credit card is exactly a shot from the opening montage of a dystopian sci-fi flick. Congrats on giving me full body shivers, Apple event.
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Bunch of 50 year olds making a chart based on what they remember everything costing when they were 25.
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The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakeIt cnb.cx/2EzW058
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Shout out to giant media corporations and their vested interests in pushing a “both sides” narrative that gave legitimacy to insane narratives for causing an attempted coup in the United States in the year of our lord 2021
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For those not putting it together: this means that Black people that end their work day at 5 or 6 PM are automatically out after curfew and can be “reasonably” hassled by police.
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Curfews in Beverly Hills and Santa Monica, California, will start at 1 p.m. PT today for business districts and 4 p.m. PT citywide following a weekend of protests and looting. Follow updates: cnn.it/2TUHVGo
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One time a trainer asked me "what do you want more, your dream body or ice cream?" I answered "Oh, ice cream, without a doubt." He paused for a second and went "Well... I guess we'll have to work with that."
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Remove all gaming journalists who are bad at games. Remove all sports journalists who cannot dunk. Remove all finance journalists who aren't millionaires. Remove all tech reporters who aren't engineers. Remove everyone from everything. No one discuss anything.
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So there’s this book called Lost Stars
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You’ve been given the green light to make your own STAR WARS movie! There’s just one rule: IT CAN’T BE AN ACTION MOVIE OF ANY KIND. No dogfights, no lightsaber duels, no high-octane heists, etc. Comedy, drama, romance, horror, everything else is an option. What’s your pitch?
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But like… Train to Busan is a four year old movie. You can watch it right now. On like multiple streaming services. It’s right there. It is both available and good right now.
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The English-language ‘TRAIN TO BUSAN’ remake is reportedly titled ‘LAST TRAIN TO NEW YORK’. (Source: Deadline)
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A lot of fake Moon Knight panels get shared around ("I know you're here, Dracula") and they're great, but I just wanted to remind y'all: Moon Knight is wild enough as is.
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A couple cops pushed over an old man and got suspended for it. 57 other cops are basically taking paid leave from work because they think it's wrong to discipline people for pushing over old men. Does... does everyone get why we're asking for defunding and sweeping police reform?
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Fifty-seven police officers in Buffalo, New York, have resigned from the force's emergency response team following the suspension of two officers who allegedly pushed a 75-year-old man to the ground during a protest, a source says cnn.it/2UchL2c
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Hey, let’s agree on something: April Fool’s Day is cancelled. Fuck that online trash this year. I cannot deal with smirking, disingenuous internet brands tomorrow. Let’s just... not.
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Just saw The Last Jedi again and during THAT silent part some asshole's phone quacked like a duck. He didn't silence it afterward. It went off again. HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST BE COOL DURING A MOVIE?
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My dude here is SO CLOSE to a huge realization... Come on, buddy, draw a parallel, you can do it.
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WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today: "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."
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