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    Absurdistwords‏ @absurdistwords 12 Jul 2018

    Absurdistwords Retweeted Dr. Klaws

    Day 1: Having birthed myself, I find it hard to understand what these women yammer on about. I have no parents, but orphanhood suits me fine. I have lassoed a cow with my own umbilicus and have demanded it produce milk. Tomorrow I shall weave diapers from straw I collect.https://twitter.com/klawsmd/status/1015270834397745157 …

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    Dr. Klaws @klawsmd
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    your a pussy if you don't think there are self made men
    9:00 PM - 12 Jul 2018
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    • Aris | he/him Kyle w/ the #PLP✌🏾❤️👉🏾 They're Taking Your Kids Next jayex0x0 Lithiya la scapigliata Fushi 👁👑 Rowan Behnke (e/em/eirs) Jeffles
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      1. PSToad Console 🌹 🔥‏ @Toadcialism 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @absurdistwords

        I think those straw diapers might explain an awful lot about this ilk 😂

        0 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
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      2. paulbeard‏ @paulbeard 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @absurdistwords

        yes, the self-made man, born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands…

        1 reply 3 retweets 40 likes
      3. Mx/Sir Tired & Petty & ABD‏ @TiredInOR4Now 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @paulbeard @absurdistwords

        His own two 8lb 6oz baby Jesus hands...

        1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
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      1. David Buettner‏ @badivad 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @absurdistwords

        Why are you depending on that cow? Produce your own milk!

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      1.  💛Unapologetically 💛Ambitious 💛Nasty 💛Radical 💛‏ @TonyaA6 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @absurdistwords

        *slow* *clap*

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      2. JTGator‏ @JTGator813 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @absurdistwords

        Being able to attribute literally all that you have to your own hard work and virtue is a key component of creating a myth of self when you're super average (which, by definition, most of us are)

        2 replies 13 retweets 63 likes
      3. David‏ @AngryObie 13 Jul 2018
        Replying to @JTGator813 @absurdistwords

        I'm not super average! I'm more, like, middle-of-the-pack average.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Autistic Thug Wife says”Fuck politics as usual!”‏ @union_wife 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @absurdistwords @RainDustStorm

        Dr Klaws facilitated his own CSection. Acting like his mama didn’t spit him out the P-Cat. SMH

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      1. Katiame‏ @NewtonsFigs 12 Jul 2018
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        Best. Comeback. Ever.

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      2. Johan Kristian Milde‏ @Johkmil 12 Jul 2018
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        It’s interesting how tenacious a cultural myth can be, when it really hasn’t applied since the end of the age when you could walk into the frontier and wrest a plot of land from the indigenous population with your own two hands, only aided by misters Smith and Wesson.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Frosty Gargoyle‏ @bazilisk 13 Jul 2018
        Replying to @Johkmil @absurdistwords

        I think a point here is that it didn't even exist then. Who raised this colonist from birth, who made his guns, who ran the government that encouraged this conquest?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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