Nadeem Mohsin

@abstractwhiz

Meat puppet, spokesperson and personal assistant to the friendly eldritch abominations that inhabit the dark recesses of this brain.

San Jose, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2011.

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  1. prije 6 sati

    To add insult to injury, even the post-workout soreness has started vanishing. This fills me with an enraged sadness at the same time as a profound sense of wellness suffuses my every cell. 😤

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  2. prije 6 sati

    So after getting roped into a mad routine of regular exercise, I'm starting to notice that everything is better. I'm inexplicably smarter and more productive. Guys I'm not okay with this, what kind of hellish universe would do this to people 😭

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  3. 31. sij

    I've frequently complained about people who wander around in a haze of self-imposed confusion because they just don't read the blatantly obvious signs/instructions/documentation. Turns out even performing the task of reading (voluntarily) isn't enough to make someone read. 🤨

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  4. 31. sij

    This is weak first-world argumentation. To go really hardcore, bring only a formal system and a table of logarithms. Bonus points if your axioms are inscribed upon a stone tablet.

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    28. sij

    +, Σ, and ∫ are just different evolutions of the same Pokémon

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  6. 25. sij

    Galaxy brain: should totally become a corporate entity, because he would be the kind of corporate overlord the world desperately needs more of. 🤔

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    Possibly the worst fucking designed thing I've ever seen. Someone was paid to make this holy shit.

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    24. sij

    [1/2] My new eBook, INSTANTIATION, has 11 stories: • “The Discrete Charm of the Turing Machine” • “Zero For Conduct” • “Uncanny Valley” • “Seventh Sight” • “The Nearest” • “Shadow Flock” • “Bit Players” • “Break My Fall” • “3-adica” • “The Slipway” • “Instantiation”

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    22. sij

    “I miss civilization, and I want it back”

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    17. sij

    Just read that Derek Fowlds has died. Excellent in Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister. And had one of the best lines in sitcom history when they discussed newspaper readers on Yes Prime Minister.

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    14. sij

    Never seen software engineering so well defined.

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  12. 11. sij

    Okay, this isn't quite the start to the Singularity I was expecting. 🤔

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    I used to think the world was efficient. Now that it’s older, I see that it’s wildly inefficient. We can’t coordinate big projects, smart people are bored at work, and people are not nearly as healthy as they could be. We’re 5-10% as productive as we could be. Maybe less.

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    11. sij

    Every generation gets to choose if its new looming threats are the impetus for humanity to make itself small before its gods, or the impetus to rise and grow and become the beast that eats the beast

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  15. 9. sij

    Normal brain, reading quoted tweet: That's weird. My brain: What if the Vatican is behind it? They have a long history of encouraging rich widows to leave their property to the Church. 🤔

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    8. sij

    When I was little I looked at the space race and dreamed the world would rally around a huge science project again. 10+ gigaton scale negative emissions is that! It’s urgent, necessary, hard, dramatic, all of it. It’s the defining project of our generation.

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    9. sij

    prediction: smart, conscientious people will continue to implement fine-grained permissions models, and will once again discover that 99.9% of people do not want to think about permissions

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  18. 9. sij

    Also real talk, these guys really know how to do splendor.

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  19. 9. sij

    Touring the Abu Dhabi Presidential Palace, I took a quick trip to the restroom and discovered a golden bum gun. At this point, a deep resonant voice spoke in my mind, "Finally, a place worthy of my best efforts". Was it...the god of shitposting?! 🤔

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  20. 8. sij

    Checking out the Louvre Abu Dhabi.. was not expecting these hidden JoJo references. 🤣

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