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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Oct 2020

    wouldn't it make more sense to name the children with the mother's last name since we're sure who that is

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  2. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2020

    I hope we are not expected to put our bras back on in 2021.

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  3. Retweeted
    1 Nov 2015

    Ask your Dr. if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Then ask him if he knows anyone you can have sex with.

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  4. Retweeted
    1 Dec 2018

    Who called it a "dad bod" and not a "father figure"?

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  5. Dec 31

    WHERE IS BAKSPAXE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    27 Nov 2020

    A brief history of US Presidents:  👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👨🏾‍🦱🤡👴🏻

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  7. 30 Nov 2020

    The men don’t cry in the shop there’s only blood, sweat, and gears

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  8. 10 Nov 2020

    evolutionary theory means if you stare at random noise you will eventually watch a 9-hour movie with creatures in if you’ve never seen before speaking a coherent language you’ve never heard before

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  9. 7 Nov 2020

    it was just not cosmically possible for trump to go down WITHOUT the flames

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  10. 6 Nov 2020

    if were formed today they would have an account filled with pictures with double entendres and subliminal messages in them and be called "indirection"

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  11. 31 Oct 2020

    i'm potent

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  12. 27 Oct 2020

    Neaw poast

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  13. 26 Oct 2020

    WOMAN, YOU'RE A PRIZE

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  14. 26 Oct 2020

    If by "go" you mean "go for marriage" then yeah I'm down sweetcake

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  15. 26 Oct 2020

    "TOUCHING WITHOUT CONSENT IS WRONG" ".. but how else are u supposa do it?" "ur supposa work around THRU . u kno, TALK TO HER ABOUT IT" "but .. she will say no.. TOUCHING WITHOUT CONSENT IS WRONG TOUCHING WITHOUT CONSENT IS WRONG WITHOUT IS

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  16. 25 Oct 2020

    Your unexpressed feelings are HAVOC

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  17. 25 Oct 2020

    my actions are not always logical, but they usually are quite biological

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  18. 25 Oct 2020

    there's logical. then there's biological.

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  19. 24 Oct 2020

    IS MADNESS - your family doctor

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  20. 24 Oct 2020

    there is a new

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