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    Abraham Riesman‏Verified account @abrahamjoseph 29 Dec 2016

    I hope religion is real so Milo can go to literal actual hell

    • Retweets 21
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    10:08 am - 29 Dec 2016
    69 replies . 21 retweets 94 likes
      1. Abraham Riesman‏Verified account @abrahamjoseph 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @abrahamjoseph

        OMG YESpic.twitter.com/m4eGJzsVo4

        6 replies . 17 retweets 78 likes
      2. Abraham Riesman‏Verified account @abrahamjoseph 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @abrahamjoseph

        Fair's fair, that's a decent comeback

        2 replies . 1 retweet 26 likes
      3. Sam Weiner‏Verified account @sam_weiner 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @abrahamjoseph

        I gotta be honest, I'm on his side now. It's cool here - lots of frog memes and disturbing, racially troubling pornography.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
      1. Dooley Weaver‏ @Mjtoosexayy 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @abrahamjoseph

        Ah there's the peaceful, tolerant left again. Do us all a favor Abraham and have those bipolar tendencies manifest.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
      2. Abraham Riesman‏Verified account @abrahamjoseph 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Mjtoosexayy

        Aw, insulting me for being mentally ill isn't necessary, is it?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dooley Weaver‏ @Mjtoosexayy 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @abrahamjoseph

        taking the moral high ground after thinking its fun to sentence someone to eternal damnation because of divergent thought?

        2 replies . 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. soda justice warrior‏Verified account @MilesKlee 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Mjtoosexayy @abrahamjoseph

        this is exactly what Krang would say. spooky

        0 replies . 1 retweet 5 likes
      1. Max Robinson  🌝‏ @DieRobinsonDie 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @abrahamjoseph

        When he dies, I'm going to throw a party.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Chris‏ @Chris21678 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @DieRobinsonDie @abrahamjoseph

        one less gay person right? So tolerant

        1 reply . 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Max Robinson  🌝‏ @DieRobinsonDie 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Chris21678 @abrahamjoseph

        come shoot me, big guns

        2 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. CheeseSteak‏ @321Imhavingfun 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @DieRobinsonDie @Chris21678 @abrahamjoseph

        What's the point of shooting if you're already dead inside.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Max Robinson  🌝‏ @DieRobinsonDie 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @321Imhavingfun @Chris21678 @abrahamjoseph

        are you triggered right now?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
    1.  🇸🇪 ImWithYou010‏ @ImWithYou010 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      Why - because he's gay?! Typical homophobic comment from the left. Once someone isn't a ''good gay'', they're written off.

      0 replies . 2 retweets 27 likes
    2. Nick in Iowa‏ @linusnc 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      so tolerant. I love how much compassion you have!

      0 replies . 1 retweet 5 likes
    3. Luca‏ @lucarelj 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      the tolerant left strikes again with their crybaby nonsense. Tweets like these just make Milo stronger!

      0 replies . 0 retweets 12 likes
    4. twiztidmang‏ @pjmprometheus 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      why do you hate gay people? #homophobe @LGBT #lgbtq #lgbt we got a hater here

      0 replies . 1 retweet 3 likes
    5. I'm Right‏ @ImRight08 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      Um, derpity derp... Religion IS real. Did you mean you hope "Hell" is real?? Words matter, dummy. #stribpol

      0 replies . 2 retweets 2 likes
    6. Tim‏ @Snowboarder195 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      pic.twitter.com/Vw6rfvarUa

      0 replies . 0 retweets 9 likes
    7. Rasmus Jensen‏ @DaRasmaz 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @abrahamjoseph

      So you're actually wishing suffering upon those who disagree with you? That sounds very intollerent to me 😔 Just sad...

      0 replies . 1 retweet 2 likes

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