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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 5

    In better news: I got to talk to Ian McShane for an hour and a half and he's every bit as great as you'd hope

    22 replies 65 retweets 236 likes
  2. 16 minutes ago

    okay goodnight

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  3. 21 minutes ago

    People who earnestly enjoy popular culture don't read this!! . . . . . . . people who feel guilty for buying anything.. hello

    9 likes
  4. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    [black goo dribbling from my eyes and ears] hey let's build a pyramid it'll be fun

    23 retweets 67 likes
  5. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    thi planet of the apes (1968)

    30 replies 1,754 retweets 3,935 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I am enjoying "mean sophisticated FBI director took advantage of simple naive President who just wanted a friend" narrative.

    61 replies 1,862 retweets 5,537 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    jamming w/ the boys

    4 retweets 26 likes
  8. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    [whispering to date while watching Wonder Woman when Wonder Woman first appears on the screen] That's Chappie

    2 replies 5 retweets 24 likes
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    8 hours ago

    APNewsBreak: Prosecutor says Montana congressional race winner Greg Gianforte will plead guilty to assaulting reporter.

    11 replies 187 retweets 309 likes
  10. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    catch feelings ??? 😂😂 never that LMAOOO only type of WAY i feel is ON MY WAY 😭😂 to the BANK 🏛💵💰 begging them to reverse overdraft charges

    7 replies 1,255 retweets 4,202 likes
  11. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Strong chyron game.

    17 replies 585 retweets 880 likes
  12. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Reza Aslan gets fired for tweeting Trump is a "piece of sh**t" but Jack Kingston gets to tweet this racist crap and keep his CNN job. SMH.

    Yea but what will it do to the taste of egg rolls?
    267 replies 3,673 retweets 5,982 likes
  13. 11 hours ago

    Between this and Kellyanne yesterday, I am v upset

    "Introduce a little anarchy ,upset the established order and everything becomes chaos"..The Joker
    4 replies 7 likes
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    11 hours ago

    I begrudging respect that Roger's Joker cosplay draws on several interpretations rather than just that standard Heath Ledger get up.

    "Introduce a little anarchy ,upset the established order and everything becomes chaos"..The Joker
    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
  15. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    the beatles stole my ideas for songs about holding hands and letting babies drive my car

    1 reply 4 retweets 44 likes
  16. 12 hours ago

    Picked up some comics yesterday. My man is a cold straight-up genius

    1 like
  17. Retweeted
    13 hours ago
    Replying to

    Or they just pilfered the other Africa hero teaser from 20 years ago

    1 retweet 3 likes
  18. 14 hours ago

    Proud that is continuing to dive deep into the Babadiscourse with this piece

    1 reply 5 retweets 10 likes
  19. 14 hours ago

    Forgot to tweet this out earlier, but is doin' Vulture proud with this rad WW piece:

    1 reply 15 retweets 34 likes
  20. 15 hours ago
    Replying to

    AGAIN, to reiterate: by "echo" I do not mean I can conclusively say it was deliberate! Might just be a cool aesthetic coinkydink

    4 replies 5 likes
  21. 15 hours ago

    Yes, but there's a taste there that makes it feel like a possible Thing? Again, I could be completely wrong

    Replying to @abrahamjoseph @fivefifths
    isn't he like, frequently pictured on a throne because he's a king as well tho
    1 retweet

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