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    Aug 9
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    Chatted with about covering racists: -Every time a white supremacist agrees to talk, they're trying to weaponize your media platform for recruitment -If you print a white supremacist talking point in your newspaper, it doesn't refute or fact-check itself

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  3. It's true what they say: the bookstore owns hard

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  4. Looked at a well-written email I'd sent someone and for a nanosecond I was mad that the person hadn't fav'd it

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    Aug 10

    what if instead nobody was James Bond

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  6. When both of your cats are kneading on you and you haven’t clipped their nails in weeks:

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  7. If the N-word tape gets released, it’ll lead to the absolute worst scorpion-and-frog kulturkampf we’ve seen so far in this presidency. No one will be able to deny their most self-destructive impulses

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  8. I can practically hear the culture warriors’ panting anticipation of the N-word tape

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    20 hours ago

    Here’s what would happen if a Trump N-word tape emerged: 1) Trump: “Yes I said it. It’s just a word.” 2) people saying the N-word on TV

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  10. How is Manohla Dargis so good at Twitter

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    18 hours ago

    I keep misreading the title of the new Mark Wahlberg film as MILF 22 and wondering what the hell

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    18 hours ago

    just really thinkIng about this tweet for a long time

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  13. Lynda Barry original ~in 3D~

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    Aug 10

    tired: idris elba as the next james bond wired: lakeith stanfield as the next phillip marlowe

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  15. Aug 10

    There are only like eight people who I can count on to fav the Jewish material in my tweets and I like them better than all the rest of you

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  16. Aug 10

    I’m honestly shocked the Orthodox family who invited me did so, given that I came to their Pesach Seder accidentally wearing a pin on my bag that read “SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COVEN”

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    Aug 9

    youtube you go too far

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    Aug 10

    this graphic is insane

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  19. Aug 10

    Just said yes to an invite to an Orthodox Rosh Hashanah service, where my adaptation to the praying process will be as smooth as Kathleen Turner screaming into gravel

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    Aug 9

    Our decade of financial and social impoverishment has been concurrent with our decade of the Marvel model, and the two have been intimately intertwined. writes

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