abby govindan

@abbygov

stand up comedian / on a twitter break, email my manager for inquiries /mgmt: kobrien@3arts.com

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Joined May 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 28

    everyone! quick! follow me on fanhouse! it’s an emergency!! (code “iloveabby” for a free month)

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  2. Sep 9

    my dearest cat Anjali has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. My heart is broken, I adopted her after a bad break up and she has been with me through all of the ups and downs of most of my adult life. I will be taking a break from twitter to maximize my time with her. Be well ❤️

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    Stop asking yourself if something is a good idea and start asking yourself if you can play it off as a bit if it doesn’t go well

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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    NEW: The President will announce that all employers with 100 or more employees will be required to mandate COVID-19 vaccines or require testing at least once a week, and they’ll have to provide paid time off. The new rule will impact over 80 million workers in private sector.

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    Sep 8
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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cooking. had no idea he was exploiting the labor of a marginalized rat

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  7. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    why tf are people doing shein hauls like haven’t you shein haul this global warming going on?

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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 7

    life is too short to not be corny n romantic if you ask me

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  9. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    if i’m ever in one of those evil clone situations and my friends don’t know which Me is telling the truth all they’d have to do is tell us both to meet them at a nearby secondary location in 1 hour and then shoot the one that arrives on time

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  10. Sep 9

    Billie Eilish and Lorde dating geriatrics? I guess it’s DILF autumn, do any dads with stock options want me

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  11. Sep 9

    invoicing for the therapy i will need to recover until season 6 arrives

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  12. Sep 9

    i know im late to the party but the Rick and Morty season finale literally made my jaw drop and yell "WHAT" at my tv

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  13. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    “and we’re having a baby :) together.” 🦗 👏 👏 cough 🦗🦗 👏 🦗

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  14. Sep 9

    why are you as a human being with a driver’s license not a registered organ donor

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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 8
    Replying to

    Joseph: I haven’t even touched you how is this possible Mary, about to invent a religion: oh, haven’t u heard??

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    Sep 8
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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    Take the $500K.

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  18. Sep 8

    hot take: the Camila Cabello Cinderella isn’t bad it’s just made for 10 year olds

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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 7

    what the hell steve

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  20. Sep 8

    thousands of years ago some podunk farm girl named Mary lied about being a virgin and now I'm losing my rights. great.

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  21. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    conservative christians love to say "it's so easy to not get pregnant" and it's like ok tell that to mary

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