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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    11. lis 2015.

    Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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    prije 19 sati

    Me: *dies and enters heaven* Steve Irwin: *jumping on an angel and grappling it onto its back* See how his wings are just flapping? That’s a good sign of a healthy temper.

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  3. Going back to the avi created for me by my lovely, wonderful friend, ❤️❤️❤️

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  4. Worst Secret Service job ever

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  5. Me: I am feeling pretty mentally healthy right now! Also Me: What if the 6th time I post this dumbass joke on Twitter, the crop continues to suck shit? I CAN'T RULE OUT HOMICIDE

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    prije 56 minuta

    [aliens observing australia] alien 1: what are those giant hairy things with big ugly feet and pockets? alien 2: i think they're called kangaroos- alien 3: men.

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    1. velj

    as a comedy writer i get asked a lot in meetings if i can also write drama and the answer is yes because if there is one thing i am absolutely capable of it is not being funny

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    prije 2 sata

    my sister: why do you delete so many tweets? me: sometimes you don't know something's really stupid until you send it out into the world my mother: *staring at me just a beat too long*

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    19. kol 2019.

    white people love serial killer documentaries but cry when the barista fucks up their latte

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  10. prije 2 sata

    I'm leaving this up and when someone makes the same joke but with better wording, Ima come at em with a fury so hellish it scares the bejesus outta them and me

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    1. velj

    Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage and understand how it works? Me (imagining bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes

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    "Good luck with your little skits!" -Shakespeare's mom.

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    31. sij

    Knowing you're loved despite of yourself is a hard thing to reconcile.

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    *kangaroo mom vacuuming cheetos dust and old cheerios out of the lining of her pouch*

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    31. sij

    date: i like the strong silent type me: [quietly trying to lift the table over my head]

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    I feel.......perhaps we should let women over the age of 40 do things more often

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    7. kol 2019.

    friend: please don’t take this the wrong way me: [already filling my overalls with rocks and walking into the ocean] ok

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    Invoking MLK to defend Trump just goes to show you that, though proficient dog whistlers, Republicans are incredibly tone deaf.

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    prije 4 sata

    Remy the rat, sitting under Leo DiCaprio's baseball cap, moving him around so he betrays the Irish mob

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    8. stu 2018.

    I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

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    24. stu 2016.

    "Holy shit I'm a cat?"

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