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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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Me: *dies and enters heaven* Steve Irwin: *jumping on an angel and grappling it onto its back* See how his wings are just flapping? That’s a good sign of a healthy temper.
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Going back to the avi created for me by my lovely, wonderful friend,
@bornmiserable

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Worst Secret Service job everpic.twitter.com/azEMQM0uOz
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Me: I am feeling pretty mentally healthy right now! Also Me: What if the 6th time I post this dumbass joke on Twitter, the crop continues to suck shit? I CAN'T RULE OUT HOMICIDE
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[aliens observing australia] alien 1: what are those giant hairy things with big ugly feet and pockets? alien 2: i think they're called kangaroos- alien 3: men.
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as a comedy writer i get asked a lot in meetings if i can also write drama and the answer is yes because if there is one thing i am absolutely capable of it is not being funny
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my sister: why do you delete so many tweets? me: sometimes you don't know something's really stupid until you send it out into the world my mother: *staring at me just a beat too long*
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white people love serial killer documentaries but cry when the barista fucks up their latte
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I'm leaving this up and when someone makes the same joke but with better wording, Ima come at em with a fury so hellish it scares the bejesus outta them and me
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Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage and understand how it works? Me (imagining bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
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"Good luck with your little skits!" -Shakespeare's mom.
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Knowing you're loved despite of yourself is a hard thing to reconcile.
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*kangaroo mom vacuuming cheetos dust and old cheerios out of the lining of her pouch*
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date: i like the strong silent type me: [quietly trying to lift the table over my head]
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I feel.......perhaps we should let women over the age of 40 do things more often
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friend: please don’t take this the wrong way me: [already filling my overalls with rocks and walking into the ocean] ok
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Invoking MLK to defend Trump just goes to show you that, though proficient dog whistlers, Republicans are incredibly tone deaf.
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Remy the rat, sitting under Leo DiCaprio's baseball cap, moving him around so he betrays the Irish mob
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I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation
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