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Ok also don't spell Abigail with an "o".
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Abogail is making a comeback! Please use wisely parents.https://twitter.com/charlotteagenda/status/873155218837356545 …
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New skill acquired: filing baby's nails (they are talons) whilst bouncing on yoga ball with baby sleeping strapped to me.
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Someone please come over and wash/blow dry my hair. Oh, and also teach my newborn how to nap...
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Pro tip for all you first-time-moms-to-be: Don't buy any fancy gadgets...your baby will only want you to bounce them on a $16 yoga ball.
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PSA: Joe Dirt is on
@ComedyCentral. Just started. You're welcome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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Why are nursing tops so expensive? They are literally just regular shirts with cutouts for the girls.
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Shoutout to
@iBClark for being the real MVP and making my 1st Mother's Day so special. Couldn't live a minute without you babe
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Perk of being housebound - actually being able to try the whole "don't pop your pimples" approach.
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First day at home just me + B3. Trying to teach him how to be lazy. Step one: not changing out of pjs.
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Besides bellying up to the milk bar, nothing soothes a baby like some
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I think I need a necklace holder for my phone...no joke. Do those exist?
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Today is
@iBClark's first day back at work post-B3. All good vibes appreciated
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Seems like these early days motherhood are just a series of long isometric exercises where ur not allowed to sleep & are subject to poop.
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Biggest lesson since B3 arrived - letting my inbox go to 156 unread and being okay about it.
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Abby Miressi Clark Retweeted
Social Ape is hiring a 2 month contract position for PR + social media. Please share w/those interested! More info: http://bit.ly/SAtempcommspec pic.twitter.com/cuOYUml0aN
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Day 12 =
Day 13 = OMG I HAD A BABY!
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Day 11 = Are y'all bored of me yet? Because I'm bored of me.
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