Abby Miressi Clark

@abby_clarky

entrepreneur minded, ballerina child, living off a chocolate & cheese diet | lover to & mom to B3 | also, babysitter finder.

Charlotte, NC
Joined June 2009

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  1. Jun 9

    Ok also don't spell Abigail with an "o". 🤦🏻‍♀️

  2. Jun 9

    Abogail is making a comeback! Please use wisely parents.

  3. May 30

    New skill acquired: filing baby's nails (they are talons) whilst bouncing on yoga ball with baby sleeping strapped to me. 🏆

  4. May 23

    Someone please come over and wash/blow dry my hair. Oh, and also teach my newborn how to nap...

  5. May 22

    Pro tip for all you first-time-moms-to-be: Don't buy any fancy gadgets...your baby will only want you to bounce them on a $16 yoga ball.

  6. May 21

    PSA: Joe Dirt is on . Just started. You're welcome.

  7. May 20

    3 things I'm grateful for (5 weeks into motherhood): - the fact that pee is sterile - the app + in store pickup - , always

  8. May 17

    Why are nursing tops so expensive? They are literally just regular shirts with cutouts for the girls.

  9. May 14

    Shoutout to for being the real MVP and making my 1st Mother's Day so special. Couldn't live a minute without you babe 💋

  10. May 12

    Perk of being housebound - actually being able to try the whole "don't pop your pimples" approach.

  11. May 8

    First day at home just me + B3. Trying to teach him how to be lazy. Step one: not changing out of pjs.

  12. May 7

    Besides bellying up to the milk bar, nothing soothes a baby like some

  13. May 3

    Grooming B3 for future political office by watching during feedings.

  14. May 2

    I think I need a necklace holder for my phone...no joke. Do those exist?

  15. May 1

    Today is 's first day back at work post-B3. All good vibes appreciated 🤙🏻

  16. Apr 26

    Seems like these early days motherhood are just a series of long isometric exercises where ur not allowed to sleep & are subject to poop.

  17. Apr 21

    Biggest lesson since B3 arrived - letting my inbox go to 156 unread and being okay about it.

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    Social Ape is hiring a 2 month contract position for PR + social media. Please share w/those interested! More info:

  19. Apr 16

    Day 12 = 👶🏻 Day 13 = OMG I HAD A BABY! Thanks to everyone to followed along. For the record, April the Giraffe beat me to it.

  20. Apr 14

    Day 11 = Are y'all bored of me yet? Because I'm bored of me.

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