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@aasif

Sometimes I'm that guy, sometimes I'm this guy. Ben on , host of podcast, out now ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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  1. 16 hours ago

    4 guys leaping for a day that only happens every 4 years! Happy from crew 🐸

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  2. Feb 27

    True or false? Everybody knows how to floss. At least says so.

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  3. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    When you're on the highway, the thing beneath you: socialism. The vehicles around you: capitalism. On Wall Street, the banks: capitalism. The regulators protecting them: socialism. Capitalism and socialism mingle in every hour of our lives. Let's break the billionaire binary.

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    . we can't wait!

    Your monthly reminder that this guy is coming to Los Angeles with from May 29 to June 28 at ! Hope to see you there 🎟➡️
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  5. Feb 26

    Your monthly reminder that this guy is coming to Los Angeles with from May 29 to June 28 at ! Hope to see you there 🎟➡️

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  6. Feb 25

    We can’t legalize marijuana on day one, cos on day we do a 7-11 run!!!

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  7. Feb 25

    Watching try to have a personality is painful.

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  8. Feb 25

    Did just call everyone else a contestant?

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  9. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    Hey! All our brilliant scripts are online in case you’d like to read:

    New in the Library: Scripts from every Season 1 episode of CBS series EVIL. Thank you Robert and Michelle King. Read 'em this week!
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  10. Feb 25

    : You told me you aren’t going to vote. I’m about to lose my shit...⁣ ⁣ (But really, if you haven’t registered to yet, do it ➡️ )⁣ ⁣ 📸: Matt Doyle

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  11. Feb 24

    A great day with the crew at a special screening here in NYC. Just a few weeks until it premieres on ! 🔎

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  12. Feb 23

    Hey question for you. Are teachers bigger or smaller losers than a man who has declared bankruptcy eight times? Just wondering...

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    Feb 23

    hosted a special advance screening and Q&A event in partnership with in New York City last night. The series premieres March 20 on & .

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  14. Feb 21

    Sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of American Democracy and the Constitution being flushed down the toilet.

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  15. Feb 20

    Come check it out if you have a chance tomorrow night.

    Artist Performance Residencies are back this Friday, February 21 at 6:30pm! First up: Mandvi with "A Work In Progress: Stories of Childhood and Other Mistakes." Get your tickets:
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  16. Feb 20

    I love dancing and I also am very good at cutting hair with my hands...’nuff said. ✂️💇🏽‍♂️

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    Feb 19

    "If I buy this network right now, would that end this?"-- Bloomberg's current thoughts.

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  18. Feb 19

    Season 1 of is available now to binge on . Are you ready? (...or in this case, RED-y 💉)

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  19. Feb 18

    What was that Melania said? Be best?

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  20. Feb 17

    When you think you’re ready to take on a new week but then actually look at your schedule.

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