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Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo
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“Like a child trying to make jokes for adults” - Goodreads review. I write @effinbirds. I continue to win awards for my bullshit.

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    1. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017

      Last night I started Operation: One Million Dollar Car on Grand Theft Auto online, as a troll-antagonizing goof, and MAN DID IT WORK. #o1mdc

      25 replies . 58 retweets 234 likes
    2. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017
      Replying to @aaronreynolds

      In Grand Theft Auto online, if you find a nice car you take it to a body shop to either sell it or make it your own — #o1mdc

      1 reply . 3 retweets 20 likes
    3. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017
      Replying to @aaronreynolds

      — and I quickly discovered that some fun-loving individuals like to hang out at the body shops to wreck the cars you bring in. #o1mdc

      1 reply . 3 retweets 19 likes
    4. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017
      Replying to @aaronreynolds

      So I got to thinking: how can I make this fun for me and awful for them? Operation: One Million Dollar Car was born. #o1mdc

      1 reply . 4 retweets 23 likes
    5. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017
      Replying to @aaronreynolds

      See, if you have a nice car you can insure it. And if another player destroys it, they have to pay to replace it. #o1mdc

      1 reply . 2 retweets 28 likes
      Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017

      So I made a car so pointlessly, ridiculously customized that it is worth over a million dollars in the game. The Gurntmobile. #o1mdcpic.twitter.com/7X2JpxUWTc

      9:16 pm - 16 Jan 2017
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      2 replies . 3 retweets 45 likes
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        1. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017
          Replying to @aaronreynolds

          Then I cruised around, looking for people hanging out by body shops. When I found them, I cruised in slow and let them wreck my car. #o1mdc

          1 reply . 2 retweets 28 likes
        2. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 16 Jan 2017
          Replying to @aaronreynolds

          Then I made my insurance claim, in game, and then listened to their wails and cries as they lost all their money. #o1mdc

          3 replies . 2 retweets 53 likes
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        1. alec‏ @xSmartalec 18 Jan 2017
          Replying to @aaronreynolds

          Insurance claims are capped at 20k?

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
        2. Aaron Reynolds at Calgary Expo‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Jan 2017
          Replying to @xSmartalec

          a bit higher than that.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
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