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    Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

    Aaron Reynolds Retweeted Priv

    Good lord, unless you’re managing the team it’s not on you to sort how your PTO — A PART OF YOUR COMPENSATION FOR WORKING — impacts them. What’s next, being aware of how your pay will impact the company’s bottom line and to be a team player sometimes you should not get paid?https://twitter.com/privilegelog/status/1390342231056396292 …

    Aaron Reynolds added,

    Priv @privilegelog
    Tip for younger folks in the workforce -- when you take PTO, anticipate how it will impact the team and try as hard as possible to minimize any disruption. And realize that there are going to be times that you just....shouldn't take PTO.
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      2. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        I worked at a really big company for 12 years — they’re huge, you’ve heard of them — and part of my leaving was three years in a row where I couldn’t get time off around Christmas because we simply would not train anyone else to do my job, so I was essential.

        5 replies 7 retweets 99 likes
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      3. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        Every time I tried to take time off it was like pulling teeth, because of someone else making a shortsighted management decision that impacted me. I had so much time banked that they told me I was going to lose it — and still wouldn’t give me time off.

        3 replies 7 retweets 92 likes
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      4. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        I had to have a very uncomfortable conversation where I asked why I was having the compensation for doing my job taken away because of our management team’s refusal to spend the time on training someone else.

        1 reply 7 retweets 97 likes
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      5. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        So yes, I had a multi billion dollar company ask me to forgo part of my pay to not “screw over the team” as if I was the one causing the problem …causing the problem by wanting to have ALL OF THE COMPENSATION THEY AGREED TO PAY ME IN MY CONTRACT

        4 replies 12 retweets 135 likes
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      6. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        Anyways if anyone who used to work with me remembers a time where I was gone for three months, it’s because I stood up for myself and wouldn’t let a multi-billion dollar company claw back my pay for work I had already done so that a manager could get a staff utilization bonus.

        2 replies 6 retweets 111 likes
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      7. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        No matter how much you love what you do, you are trading your efforts for the money you use to survive and thrive. Don’t ever let anyone short you when you’ve done your part of the work.

        2 replies 29 retweets 131 likes
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      8. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        Aaron Reynolds Retweeted David D4bbl3z

        I love this. How often do you think the opposite will happen, that they’ll turn around and pay you extra because things are going great? We had a record breaking quarter and the company gave us a fucking blanket with their logo on it. It was tiny, like a hand towel.https://twitter.com/d4bbl3z/status/1390493672161095682 …

        Aaron Reynolds added,

        David D4bbl3z @d4bbl3z
        The last part of this reads like hyperbole, but I worked for a co that would encourage work off the clock b/c they didn't want to pay overtime. NEVER DO WORK FOR EMPLOYERS IF YOU'RE NOT BEING PAID. They'll act like your volunteered time is appreciated but it will get you nothing https://twitter.com/aaronreynolds/status/1390490866045886467 …
        5 replies 8 retweets 106 likes
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      9. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        Delightful sarcasm someone with a private account: “I can’t understand why you quit to go do your own thing. Such stability.” See, I thought the salary and health plan were keeping me there. I had to get angry enough to do the math and realize I could do better.

        3 replies 6 retweets 75 likes
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      10. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 6

        True story: the More Meetings cartoon is about this. We had a multi-hour meeting to discuss how far behind target we were because we were understaffed. The meeting put us even further behind on the target. But we couldn’t afford the time to train new folks https://twitter.com/jvancitters/status/1390497729483132929 …pic.twitter.com/5QqijQFLKI

        5 replies 8 retweets 141 likes
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      11. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds May 7

        Aaron Reynolds Retweeted jjenkins101201 📎

        “But then our numbers will be zero for that week!” <— managers whose compensation is based on those numbers. My problem was because of poor manager decisions, but their poor decisions were because of how their pay was structured.https://twitter.com/jjenkins101201/status/1390635543936053252 …

        Aaron Reynolds added,

        jjenkins101201 📎 @jjenkins101201
        Replying to @aaronreynolds
        As a people manager myself unless I have zero coverage I don’t deny PTO. It’s vital for work/life balance. And if no one else can do a job then it goes undone whenever that individual is on vacation.
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