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Aaron Reynolds

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“Like a child trying to make jokes for adults” - Goodreads review. I write @effinbirds. I continue to win awards for my bullshit.

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effinbirds.com/collections/do…
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    Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 31 Jan 2021

    May all your haters accidentally use dog shampoopic.twitter.com/sEcpJer8Sl

    10:01 am - 31 Jan 2021
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    91 replies . 573 retweets 5,280 likes
      1. Just Sayin’‏ @JustSayin_Yo 31 Jan 2021
        Replying to @aaronreynolds @EffinBirds

        Is it good for beards?

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      1. Becca Kellett‏ @the_beccaeller 31 Jan 2021
        Replying to @aaronreynolds @EffinBirds

        This made me much happier then it should have!!! I hope you have a lovely day!!!

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      1. Cyrus‏ @013Enterprises 31 Jan 2021
        Replying to @aaronreynolds

        Honestly, the funniest part about this is that *he wouldn't have become the main character of twitter had he not been so stupid to post this* Also pet shampoo is probably better for your hair than human shampoo, and cheaper, too.

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      1. Gary Ray R (Boosted 2X, Слава Україні!)‏ @Subvetnuc 31 Jan 2021
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        Arf arf arf. Gee your hair smells terrific.

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      1. Latina On Purpose  🦋‏ @LatinaOnPurpose 31 Jan 2021
        Replying to @aaronreynolds @EffinBirds

        Effin poetrypic.twitter.com/sMQZGD5FOA

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      1. captain chaos‏ @kidjim25 31 Jan 2021
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      1. Tsu - ☆☆ in any given gacha game‏ @WakuiTsubasa 31 Jan 2021
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      1. David Moscrop‏Verified account @David_Moscrop 31 Jan 2021
        Replying to @aaronreynolds

        Then he tried to wash his hair with your book

        2 replies . 1 retweet 50 likes
      2. Jeremy Poteck  💡‏ @JPScoopZ 31 Jan 2021
        Replying to @David_Moscrop @aaronreynolds

        Wait til you find out what he uses to brush his teeth 😳

        1 reply . 1 retweet 7 likes
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