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    Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Sep 2020

    I am very upset by whatever is in my customer profile that prompted this ad for men’s casual capespic.twitter.com/etsFxeLtxk

    5:03 PM - 19 Sep 2020
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    95 replies 44 retweets 653 likes
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      2. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Sep 2020

        Aaron Reynolds Retweeted Shannon  🐿

        how upset will my Patreon patronuses be if I told them I blew their money on a casual capehttps://twitter.com/zchamu/status/1307476143940005888 …

        Aaron Reynolds added,

        Shannon  🐿 @zchamu
        Replying to @aaronreynolds
        Buy it
        13 replies 1 retweet 80 likes
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      3. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Sep 2020

        Aaron Reynolds Retweeted charlie capen

        Strangers On A Train but buying capes instead of murderhttps://twitter.com/charliecapen/status/1307483495522922496 …

        Aaron Reynolds added,

        charlie capenVerified account @charliecapen
        What if I buy you one and you buy me one. But like, casually? https://twitter.com/aaronreynolds/status/1307470286678355970 …
        2 replies 2 retweets 75 likes
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      4. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Sep 2020

        Aaron Reynolds Retweeted Captanne

        They do, in fact, sell formal capes on their website.https://twitter.com/captanne/status/1307484765335977984 …

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        Replying to @aaronreynolds
        Here’s the problem, though. Once you go for a casual cape, you kind of have to go for the formal one, too. pic.twitter.com/xEupVubYh4
        7 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
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      5. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Sep 2020

        So, from the site layout and a few other clues I figured this was a dropshipper for some inexpensive clothing from China — one of the photos on the site showed a brand tag, and wouldn’t you know it? This $130 cape, on sale for $70, is under $20 on Ali Express.

        8 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
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      1. Geoff‏ @geoffburnside 19 Sep 2020
        Replying to @aaronreynolds

        Absolutely buy one

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      1. Leilani Münter‏Verified account @LeilaniMunter 19 Sep 2020
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        😂🤣

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      2. John Van Citters‏ @jvancitters 19 Sep 2020
        Replying to @aaronreynolds

        Yes, please.pic.twitter.com/nFg8aJo7GD

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Aaron Reynolds‏ @aaronreynolds 19 Sep 2020
        Replying to @jvancitters

        when’s your birthday

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      2. 𝚁𝚎𝚡 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚑𝚘‏ @Rex_Thrillho 19 Sep 2020
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        Is it casual because it's brown? Only black capes are formal?

        1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
      3. Rodger  💉= 👍‏ @RodgerWoreBlack 19 Sep 2020
        Replying to @Rex_Thrillho @aaronreynolds

        I think you've sassed it.

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