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@aaronmaslowski
slightly scratched your corolla
Joined February 2012

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Noah took a pizza out the oven a few weeks ago and it smelt so good I almost asked for a piece
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.@stoolpresidente learn how to properly cook a Jack’s pizza. It’s not that difficult. Obviously it’s not gonna taste good when you pull it out of the oven still half-frozen #Fraud @JacksPizza
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Imagine being a loser
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DeMar DeRozan’s daughter, Diar, was escorted out of Scotiabank Arena on Wednesday by Bulls’ security and led to team bus with her father after NBA notified team of severe online threats directed at the nine-year-old, sources tell @NBAonTNT, @BleacherReport.
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Coughing during my meeting, might accidentally unmute so they can see how sick I am (and how committed I am cause I didn’t take a sick day)
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Scoring explosions vs the Rockets this season: Damian Lillard - 71 Luka Doncic - 50 Lauri Markkanen - 49 Ja Morant - 49 LeBron James - 48 Giannis Antetokounmpo - 44 Anthony Edwards - 44 Trae Young - 44 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - 42 Klay Thompson - 42 Klay Thompson - 41…
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