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Ariana Lenarsky
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Ariana Lenarsky

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writer / musician / comedian / jackass. I like dogs, tarot, and the nba. currently writing for @newformdigital

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    1. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      I just told the flight attendants, and they both nodded. They already knew who it was, because other women already complained. Lol.

      18 replies 708 retweets 1,536 likes
    2. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      Anyway. We don't land for an hour and a half. Anything else I need to do here? Tag the airline? Tweet the photo?

      28 replies 403 retweets 1,165 likes
    3. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      It's like a real-time Choose Your Own Adventure for how to deal with harassment.

      12 replies 475 retweets 1,884 likes
    4. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      I am now going to ask the flight attendants what they plan to do when we land.

      10 replies 398 retweets 1,142 likes
    5. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      They told the captain and are filing a report with the airline. Local authorities will meet the plane when we land.

      15 replies 543 retweets 1,667 likes
    6. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      I feel depressed.

      53 replies 250 retweets 971 likes
    7. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      Police took him off the plane. I'm still here & they're taking my & another woman's report. The legal term for how he grabbed me is battery.

      39 replies 823 retweets 2,351 likes
    8. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      He tried to kiss the other woman. She doesn't want to press charges bc since it happened in the sky, the FBI would have to get involved.

      25 replies 819 retweets 1,540 likes
    9. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      If I want to press charges, I'd have to fly back to Austin on my dime, since it's Austin PD's jurisdiction. I don't want to do that.

      71 replies 684 retweets 1,375 likes
    10. Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016
      Replying to @aardvarsk

      Police said they would "give him a talking to"& "it's not the crime of the century." True! I'm going to tweet his picture now since it's nbd

      145 replies 1,578 retweets 4,706 likes
      Ariana Lenarsky‏ @aardvarsk 22 Oct 2016

      You can't grab women on a plane, guy. You can't do it. Hope you get the help you need.pic.twitter.com/5A5nGqdx87

      10:20 PM - 22 Oct 2016
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      740 replies 12,502 retweets 16,421 likes
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        2. Irish Dave‏Verified account @iamirishdave 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          @AmyCroffey what is wrong with these men??? Christ. What possible enjoyment could be found in doing such things to women. Sick.

          9 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
        3. Amy Croffey‏Verified account @AmyCroffey 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @iamirishdave @aardvarsk

          Very strange, and even worse on a confined space like a plane. What was his thinking?

          8 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
        4. Irish Dave‏Verified account @iamirishdave 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @AmyCroffey @aardvarsk

          I just don't understand what makes men do this! It's clearly a mental illness issue.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Jill Gutowitz‏Verified account @jillboard 22 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          SNAKE ON A FUCKING PLANE

          2 replies 45 retweets 1,066 likes
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        2. Mara Wilson‏Verified account @MaraWilson 22 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          This is an artistic rendering of him: 💩

          9 replies 75 retweets 1,929 likes
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        2. Falstaff‏ @FollowIntoDark 22 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          And yet there's no Air Marshall there to at least keep Gropey McTouch-a-Lot at bay from the rest of the humans??

          14 replies 33 retweets 448 likes
        3. Samir Madani  🛢‏Verified account @Samir_Madani 23 Oct 2016
          Replying to @FollowIntoDark @aardvarsk

          This being 2016, he's probably the air marshal.

          1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
        4. Falstaff‏ @FollowIntoDark 23 Oct 2016
          Replying to @Samir_Madani

          There was actually a House hearing about it last year: Marshals using work phones to film upskirt videos, prostitution, etc.

          1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
        5. Falstaff‏ @FollowIntoDark 23 Oct 2016
          Replying to @FollowIntoDark @Samir_Madani

          The major one was that they'd used their flights for hookups, and that it may've compromised their flight security algorithms.

          0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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        2. Mara Wilson‏Verified account @MaraWilson 22 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          Seriously, though. What airline is this?

          9 replies 23 retweets 424 likes
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        2. Caryn Rose‏Verified account @carynrose 22 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          a letter (a written one)to the airline's CEO would likely get you a boatload of miles. I'm sorry about the creeper.

          1 reply 11 retweets 172 likes
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      1. chaley rose‏Verified account @ChaleyRose 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @aardvarsk

        tweet the airline!

        0 replies 4 retweets 69 likes
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        2. Handy Ben‏Verified account @BenTheWatts 22 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          @Lee_Rubenstein may he forever and constantly smell a slight poop smell, he deserves no better

          1 reply 3 retweets 91 likes
        3. Patricia Decker‏ @patriciadecker 23 Oct 2016
          Replying to @BenTheWatts @aardvarsk @Lee_Rubenstein

          Or maybe he could, you know, be banned from flying for assaulting other passengers?

          1 reply 2 retweets 40 likes
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        2. jessica wakeman‏Verified account @JessicaWakeman 23 Oct 2016
          Replying to @aardvarsk

          I'm so sorry that happened to you. You handled it great. Glad the flight attendants & captain responded.

          2 replies 5 retweets 40 likes
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