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Is there a better day in the year than an Apple announcement?
#AppleLive
Andre 3000 and Matthew McConaughey just saying 'alright alright alright' to each other for eternity.
Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about
What else can be said. I guess you never know what is happening inside another human. Be kind to each other.
National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
RT How Can We Not Talk About #FightClub When It’s... http://goo.gl/cNdq5S http://twitter.com/PerezHilton/status/491927036798062593/photo/1pic.twitter.com/owpmsV3oyY
How did we so drastically shift from old people not trusting anything on the internet to believing everything they see on it
Mattdrea Abroad: “Days 1 & 2” | https://medium.com/mattdrea-abroad/days-1-2-6271c0219a9d?source=tw-efae1b51b01f-1405226720018 …
How many jellyfish do I have to roll around in to get someone to pee on me around here?
Soon every possible joke will be written on twitter and we will be forced to face our feelings.
If you really want to be invisible, be a red flag.
Comic, improvisor, friend. Writer at @portlandmercury and @lateaction. Does theater-ish things @actionadventure
You know how the Sims act when you lock them in a room with no bed or bathroom? That's how I feel inside.
slowly poisoning myself to death with cheese danishes
where do you want to be in 5 years?
when I die my whole family better wear commemorative shirts with a pic of me on them
"You gotta hear this one song, it'll change your life." -- Zach Braff places headphones on your ears and "Mambo #5" surrounds you.
Just found an m&m in my bra.
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