Andrew Lim

@AAANDYLIM

Whiskey Enthusiast, Not Terrible NFL Handicapper, Hip-Hop Snob //

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Joined September 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 May 2014

    The guy who got the first tribal tattoo must be so pissed.

    5 retweets 26 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    After hearing that says Trump "learning as he goes" I am reminded of this.

    1 reply 16 retweets 28 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    [lebron does 100% of a group project] LEBRON: can u guys just turn it in CAVS: ya for sure [they accidentally light it on fire] CAVS: whoops

    49 replies 4,992 retweets 15,458 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    "Hey, I'm obstructin' justice here!"

    Chris Christie tells Trump's comments to Comey were "normal New York City conversation" he didn't realize was inappropriate
    20 replies 185 retweets 1,278 likes
  5. Jun 1

    😈

    Alshon catches fade in end zone over Rasul Douglas. Spikes the ball at him.
  6. Retweeted
    May 19

    me waiting for any one of Trump's endless scandals to have actual legal consequences.

    388 replies 24,320 retweets 67,450 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 15

    I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground

    501 replies 48,019 retweets 171,505 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 12

    mankind deserves to end

    Should avocados have warning stickers? Some doctors think so.
    19 replies 27 retweets 170 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 12

    Such a busy president that he has to combine admission of wire tapping and a little intimidation of a witness in the same tweet. Multi task!

    James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
    6 retweets 5 likes
  10. Apr 8

    *Travis Scott voice* that was fun!

    Jeremy Guthrie is the 1st starter in Nationals/Expos history to allow 10 runs and not make it out of the 1st inning
  11. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    Howie Kendrick clears the bases with a triple! 8-0 ! Mood:

    12 replies 246 retweets 527 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Romo will be an amazing commentator during the regular season, but he'll develop a speech impediment & drool uncontrollably in the playoffs.

    24 replies 435 retweets 832 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    "You tired of winning yet, you orange mothe—"

    646 replies 32,424 retweets 77,789 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    Who among us hasn't written something the night before it's due despite having 8 years notice and millions of lives hanging in the balance.

    447 replies 27,370 retweets 62,462 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    horrifying if true: "i'm all ears"

    3 retweets 11 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Mar 12

    really, all tweets could end with "i just had to tell somebody"

    18 replies 201 retweets 946 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 7

    I mean, it's one cell phone, Michael. What could it cost, thirteen thousand dollars annually with a $200 per-visit deductible?

    77 replies 15,089 retweets 29,200 likes
  18. Mar 1

    Love stuff like this (not the failing company part but you get it).

    The correlation between satellite imaging of JC Penny's (plummeting) parking lot traffic and the company's (plummeting) stock price:
  19. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    A woman on NPR just said she loved Donald Trump's speech because it reminded her of "La La Land," which she said she hasn't seen.

    560 replies 8,713 retweets 20,793 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    RT if one teleprompter speech doesn't forgive years of racism, sexual assault, conflicts of interest and the looming specter of treason.

    54 replies 2,925 retweets 2,214 likes
  21. Feb 5

    Falcons now at 96.6% win probability. Sheesh.

    2 replies

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