the groveling became too much to bear i slashed out both of its eyes and roared "look hooman! the closer u get to God the more retarded u realize u are. u are on this journey to gain or maintain a sense of superiority. u r NOT ready!" the hooman replied:
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"ahhhhh wtf did u just say i'm blind now noooooooo" and so i threw it off the mountain
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They found an elephant when they fell and named it god for saving then from the fall
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