me: I would like to be pursued romantically also me: [covering a pit full of sharpened sticks with a trap door & a layer of leaves] nobody worthwhile will be stopped by this
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u gotta arrange a delicious box of chocolates instead of Home Alone traps of course everyone likes chocolates. but u only let people have some chocolate if they can name all the chocolates and wax poetic about the chocolates' purposes/relationships in ur arrangement.
