ran out of creativity so turning on the gpt-3 spigot:https://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1362454319702839304 …
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> cats have a better sense of balance. dogs have a better sense of direction. > cats like the internet, dogs like the outdoor world
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> cats have a sense of self, dogs have a sense of identity > cats are closer to the sun. dogs are closer to the earth.
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> cats have a theory of mind before language, dogs need language to have a theory of mind. > cats can be made into gods, dogs can be made into devils
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> cats want to get better at existing, dogs want to be something different from the past > cats see the world as a series of dots, dogs see the world as a series of lines
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> cats have a short attention span. dogs have even shorter attention spans. > cats have a greater understanding of humanity and its flaws. dogs have a greater understanding of nature and its beauty.
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> cats want to be with you, dogs want to be near you > cats have a hard time seeing things in the past. dogs have a hard time seeing things in the future
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