if everybody bought doge it would be possible to unite the barbarian tribes of karen-woke-blm-antifa-incels into the Pentaforce to defend against government shutdown of crypto as then everybody would have the same thing to lose
instead of fighting each other they will show each other their wallets and go "you?? you're hooman too?!" then i will reveal myself "HA! i am NOT hooman!" i will POUNCE and steal the nuclear football, firing nukes at everybody triggering WWIII and the end of hoomanity