being a good reply guy boils down to one thing: amplify or positively shape the author’s self image
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the only reason i even know this trick is bc i trained as an undercover spy during the Great War studying dog psychology at the carnegie canine institute of psychology
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sadly my cover was blown when i mispronounced “barkety bark bark” as “barkety bark bark” this translated as “no don’t smell my anus” instead of “o please smell my anus” which drew immediate suspicion and i had to run for my life
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this consisted simply of climbing the nearest tree as dogs are insanely inept at managing movement along the z-axis
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the fürher also ended up blowing his brains out the next day due to acute toxoplasma overdose so i could never get in on the action at the frontline what am i supposed to do w all this useless information...
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