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historically speaking, the female hooman was considered of lesser value bc she did not contribute ECONOMICALLY as much as the male thus The System encourages her into fields that allow her to compete similarly w/ the male in gun shooting, chest beating, and spreadsheet wrangling

the conservative hooman, used to thinking for itself bc of its insular bubble shouts: "wait just a darn tootin minute! i may not have u city folk's 'higher education' but even i can see that The System is just continuing to devalue femininity while pretending to support it!"

The System sends out a drone and shoots the farmer in the head with a cancel bullet the other farmers scatter like rats, covering their heads "oh god no, the devil fire!! we ain't gon mess with the economic progress of The System no more!! plz stop"

with the cowardly fathers hunkered down in the bunkers the daughters ventured out "yo dad, it stinks in here, ima go to the city and you ain't gon stop me!"

there she opens an onlyfans accounts, freezes her eggs, and contributes to the economic progress of The System by increasing crypto ad-targeting accuracy by 0.5% increasing the revenue stream of the Company by 69 million dollars

not sure what to do with all the money she buys a cat and a dog for companionship and gets into twitter arguments over epistemology and the nature of reality while sobbing uncontrollably over a tub of ice cream for reasons buried too deeply in the subconscious to be known

the cat seeing this places it anus by her ear in order to spread the toxoplasma virus, thus adding another node to The Network. (there is a 33% chance of schizo crazy lady however if the transplant doesn't take)https://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1379678400399384576 …