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historically speaking, the female hooman was considered of lesser value bc she did not contribute ECONOMICALLY as much as the male thus The System encourages her into fields that allow her to compete similarly w/ the male in gun shooting, chest beating, and spreadsheet wrangling

the conservative hooman, used to thinking for itself bc of its insular bubble shouts: "wait just a darn tootin minute! i may not have u city folk's 'higher education' but even i can see that The System is just continuing to devalue femininity while pretending to support it!"

The System sends out a drone and shoots the farmer in the head with a cancel bullet the other farmers scatter like rats, covering their heads "oh god no, the devil fire!! we ain't gon mess with the economic progress of The System no more!! plz stop"

with the cowardly fathers hunkered down in the bunkers the daughters ventured out "yo dad, it stinks in here, ima go to the city and you ain't gon stop me!"