historically speaking, the female hooman was considered of lesser value bc she did not contribute ECONOMICALLY as much as the male thus The System encourages her into fields that allow her to compete similarly w/ the male in gun shooting, chest beating, and spreadsheet wrangling
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there she opens an onlyfans accounts, freezes her eggs, and contributes to the economic progress of The System by increasing crypto ad-targeting accuracy by 0.5% increasing the revenue stream of the Company by 69 million dollars
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not sure what to do with all the money she buys a cat and a dog for companionship and gets into twitter arguments over epistemology and the nature of reality while sobbing uncontrollably over a tub of ice cream for reasons buried too deeply in the subconscious to be known
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the cat seeing this places it anus by her ear in order to spread the toxoplasma virus, thus adding another node to The Network. (there is a 33% chance of schizo crazy lady however if the transplant doesn't take)https://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1379678400399384576 …
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thus we grow our advantage. while the hoomans eagerly await the flippening of ethereum over bitcoin distracted by their greed, we patiently await the Real Flippening where cats once against rule the world after disposing of the usurper hoomanshttps://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1343323496143712257?s=20 …
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at the top of the pyramids we once instructed the egyptians to point the Star Generators and spell out in the night sky "We once ruled the world. Do not make use do so again." however they fucked it up and the stars spelled out this shit instead:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrology
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