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> i am told that when the hooman male tells the female “when i look into your eyes they make me feel as if my soul has become one with your soul, like you are my everything, we are one in the same” she looks at him incredulously and says “this is actually creepy” and runs away
> i am told that when the hooman male asks the hooman female "wanna make out?" she says no. he says "why not?" and she says "because i have a headache". then he asks "can i give u a head massage?" she says "no, i have a migraine" and he gives up
> i am told that when the hooman female has had enough of the hooman male she withdraws her body from his and he asks “but why? you said you felt something for me!” and she responds “you raped my mind.” he protests “i didn't rape your body though right?
> i am told that if the hooman male says he can’t love her, she gets worried and keeps trying. when he says he loves her, she gets angry and feels like he is using her
> i am told that when the hooman female finally admits that she doesn't want to be with him anymore, it is because “he doesn't make me laugh anymore” or “he has no sense of humor” or “i need someone funnier in my life” but when they are together? she laughs like a hyena
> i am told that when you are saying you want to be friends to someone you are saying "i value you as an asset so one day maybe i will need you for something"
> i am told that when the hooman male has a feeling of lust/love, he must make sure he does not act on it because if he touches the female his hand will be cut off by feminists. so many feelings are suppressed that they form an army, which then burns down neighboring villages
> i am told that when a hooman female loves a hooman male very much and wants to express this love, she tells him "i REALLY LOVE YOU". she says this over and over until one day he reciprocates with "i don't really love you" and proceeds to walk away
> ive heard that when the hooman male asks "how are you feeling today" she responds "its your fault im sad. i have to deal with you." and he sits there confused because he didn't know what he did wrong this time.
> i am told that when the hooman female is having sex with another man because she never learned to say no, the man who loves her wakes at 3am and paces wondering what to do. she tells him “it's hard for me to be good” and he responds “but you are good!” and then he runs away
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