there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow” roughly translated it says “in the land of the dog owners, the cat owner is king”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow” roughly translated it says “in the world of hoomans, there are two kinds of beings. those who have been bit by a cat and those who will be bit by a cat”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “mEOWWW” roughly translated it says “the truth may be hidden from you, but never from your cat. except maybe sometimes. i have been known to confuse myself with time to time. especially when i am high on catnip. but only sometimes”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooowww meowwww meeeooooooww meeeeoooooowww meeeeeeooooooowww” roughly translated it says “the only thing more dangerous than a dog that hates you is a dog that loves you
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow” roughly translated it says “a hooman’s true nature can be revealed by how they treat a cat. you are not special, and i do not like you.”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow” roughly translated it says “the only things more dangerous than a hooman are the lies they tell each other”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow meo oowww” roughly translated it says “i want to be your friend because i love you, but i also want to kill you because i am part of nature”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meoo meow” roughly translated it says “the entire universe, in all of its vastness, boils down to a simple choice. do you want to be a cat or do you want to be a dog?”
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