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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow meoooww” roughly translated it means “calling the isGoodBoi function with ‘self’ as a parameter in Dog OS causes a stack overflow”

there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow” roughly translated it says “in the land of the dog owners, the cat owner is king”

there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow” roughly translated it says “a cat is skeptical of all thoughts, a dog has no thoughts. only a hooman is pretentious enough to separate good thoughts from bad thoughts”

there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooow” roughly translated it says “a world where 1+1 does not equal two is a world where dog+dog can equal cat. and that is not a world worth living in”

there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooow meoww meowww meowww” roughly translated it says “give me three hoomans and i will show you six cowards”

rest is from gpt-3:

there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooooouwwww” roughly translated it means that if you love your dog more than you love yourself, then you are suffering from solipsism. but if you love your cat more than anyone else, then the world will be better off because of you

there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooow” roughly translated it says “do not be fooled by the dog. for though his fur may make him appear strong and fierce, he knows only two things in life: how to beg and how to roll over on command”